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Dec. 2, 2011Hate Mail » My Retard-To-English Translator Just Exploded…Teufel - We’ve gotten a lot of hate mail over the years, but I’ve never seen anything quite like this before. I don’t even know where to begin… what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Nov. 25, 2011Hate Mail » Apparently Machine Head Have Fans Whose IQs Reach Triple Digits, This is Not One of Those FansTeufel - Tyler Turner didn’t take too kindly to me making fun of his attempts to get under my skin, so he decided to respond and put all of his 141 IQ points to work… well… 41 of them anyway.
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Oct. 3, 2011Teufel - Justin puts his degree in psychology to good use by bagging my groceries and crying about sarcastic reviews written on the internet.
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Oct. 3, 2011Teufel - Many people send me e-mails where the gist is I should like something because other people like it, despite my personal opinion being that whatever it is fucking sucks. Thankfully, I ignore these people and their stupid opinions.
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Oct. 3, 2011Hate Mail » Charlie Brown 3:16 – “Good Grief!”Teufel - I get a lot of angry letters from Christians for a variety of reasons, most likely because their pastor made them eat communion wafers out of his pants.
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Oct. 3, 2011Hate Mail » Mouthbreathing Halfheads “Unto the Derpfest”Teufel - When someone doesn’t like something I do, I just smirk, laugh, and enjoy it regardless. When someone doesn’t like something Tyler does, he cries about it, publicly, and makes himself look like a giant, bleeding vagina.
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Oct. 1, 2011Hate Mail » Feeble Screams from Forests UnknownTeufel - I’ve gotten a lot of e-mails because of negative comments I’ve made about Burzum’s Varg Vikernes, pretty much all of them sound like this.
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May. 23, 2011Blog » What’s Your Theme Song?Double Ds - Double Ds wonders “If I was in the Major Leagues, what would song would I request to be played as I walked up to bat?”

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May. 14, 2010Metal News » Captain Cleanoff US Tour Happening… NOW!Teufel - Australian grindfreaks Captain Cleanoff are currently touring the US. Check them out!

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Mar. 8, 2010Blog » New Aborted Website OnlineTeufel - I just finished work on the new Official Aborted Website, check it out!

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