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Infester “To The Depths… In Degradation”

I would fathom to say that any person, over the age of 35, who has a limited range in terms of music, will find any form of death metal to be "scary."

Flesh Consumed “…Mutilate, Eviscerate, Decapitate…”

I happened to skip to track 3 on this disc when first giving it a spin. The first riff reminded me of the boss' lair in Double Dragon II, which instantly instilled a sense of nostalgia. The album would be worth a listen.

Artery Eruption & Inhuman Dissilency “Festering Fuckhole Slop”

In a world filled with flat brims and ninja kicks, one has to really nail this style of music to stand out from the crowd. How this style of music really gets "nailed" is a mystery to me...

Festered “Flesh Perversion”

These Razorback Reviews are really starting to write themselves. I could probably start mad libbing them at this rate.

Impetuous Ritual “Relentless Execution of Ceremonial Excrescence”

The musical equivalent of having your penis being slowly torn apart by the flaming, reanimated carcass of a wildebeest possessed by the spirit of a lumbering demigod of fear.

Syphilic “Symphony of Slit Throats”

Syphilic is extra brutal. If the drums were real I could easily end up with a little tip juice saturating my shorts. This EP is real fucking good.

Anaal Nathrakh “In The Constellation Of The Black Widow”

Anaal Nathrakh is the band that should be played when you want to scare the shit out of your family, friends, or co-workers. If hell had a soundtrack, there is no question it would be performed by these guys.

Intestinal Disgorge “Vagina”

Have you ever wondered who those three assholes were over at the IHOP sitting there at any given time of the day sucking back unlimited soda pop and shooting spit-balls at each other thinking that they’re hilarious and cool?

Without Mercy “Without Mercy”

Without Mercy is a female fronted generic slam riff band from Vancouver. Not only do they suck, they're also retards.

Nile “Those Whom The Gods Detest”

The masturbators of the war god Nile are back with their sixth full length studio effort, which sounds a lot like they're giving the war god a reach around.

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