After months of contemplation, I’ve decided I’m going to part with my entire CD and most of my DVD collection. The main reason being it takes up space and collects dust. I figure if other people can get enjoyment out of this stuff, then it saves me from having to throw it out. I haven’t figured out pricing for everything, but if you’re interested in anything, just shoot me an e-mail at teufel@teufelstomb.com with what you think is a reasonable price.

Just to clarify, the CDs are being shipped without the jewel case to cut down on cost, but all albums include the traycard, compact disc and booklet. I just discarded the jewel cases when I bought them because they took up way too much space. If you’d like a jewel case for whatever CDs you want to purchase, you’ll just have to pay extra for shipping.

Effective February 16th, due to shipping costs I will no longer be offering free shipping for any orders.  Sorry.

Notice:
The Olympics are going on in Vancouver right now (where I live).  Due to the increase in outgoing international mail (the Olympic visitors sending postcards, souvenirs, pipe bombs, hacked up hookers, etc) there are processing delays since it all has to clear customs before it can leave the country.  Instead of 8-12 business days for delivery to the US, expect 2-4 weeks for delivery.  Instead of 2-6 weeks for international, expect 4-8 weeks and for Canada instead of 3-5 days, expect 7-10.  The first batch of orders went out on the 13th, the next on the 20th and I’m shipping out more again on Saturday.

If you want to know when your stuff shipped, send me an e-mail and I’ll send you the info so you’ll have a better idea of when to expect it.  Thanks!

Line Through = Sold
Blue = On Hold
Red = Added February 26th

CD (Going On eBay)
Assuck “Misery Index” (Sound Pollution Records)
Beheaded “Perpetual Mockery” (X-Treme Records)
2 x Catasexual Urge Motivation “The Encyclopedia Of Serial Murders” (Razorback Records) *new*
Catasexual Urge Motivation “The Encyclopedia Of Serial Murders” (Razorback Records) *used*
Circle Of Dead Children “Starving The Vultures” (Willowtip Records)
Circle Of Dead Children “The Genocide Machine” (Deathvomit Records)
Devourment “1.3.8.” (Corpsegristle Records)
Devourment “Molesting The Decapitated” (United Guttural)
Disgorge (Mex) “Forensick” (Deathvomit Records)
Disgorge (USA) “Cranial Impalement” (Extremities Productions)
Eternal Suffering “Drowning In Tragedy” (Extremities Productions)
Fear Factory “Dog Day Sunrise (single)” (Roadrunner Records)
Immolation “Dawn Of Possession (original)” (Roadrunner Records)
Impaled “The Dead Shall Dead Remain” (Sealed) (Deathvomit Records) *new*
Machetazo “Carne de Cementerio” (Razorback Records) *new*
Pestilence “Spheres” (Roadrunner Records)
Prophecy “Foretold…Foreseeen” (Corpsegristle Records)
Prophecy “It Shall Come To Pass” (TXDM Underground)
Rollins Band “Audio Airstrike Consultants 1986-1988 (4xCD boxset)” (Snapper Music)
Scattered Remnants “Procreating Mass Carnage” (Self-Released)
Sepultura “Roots Of Sepultura (2xCD)” (Roadrunner Records)
Suffocation “Breeding The Spawn” (Roadrunner Records)
Suffocation “Despise The Sun” (Vulture Records)
Various “At Death’s Door – A Collection Of Brutal Death Metal” (Roadrunner Records)

CD (New)
3 x Deeds Of Flesh “Trading Pieces (sealed)” (Unique Leader Records)
Disgorge (mex) “Forensick” (Deathvomit Records)
Intense Hammer Rage “Avagoyamugs” (Razorback Records)
2 x Rotten Sound “Still Psycho” (Deathvomit Records)
Slayer “Undisputed Attitude (sealed)” (American Recordings)
Type O Negative “October Rust (sealed)” (Roadrunner Records)
Various Artists “Wizards Of Gore: A Tribute To Impetigo” (Razorback Records)

CD (Used)
Abhorrence/Ophiolatry/Nephasth/Mental Horror “Brazilian Assault” (Relapse Records)
Abrahel “Abrahel” (Voliac Records)
Absence Of The Sacred “Era Of The Apostate” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Abysmal Torment “Incised Wound Suicide” (Brutal Bands)
Aeternus “…And So The Night Became (digipak)” (Hammerheart Records)
Aeternus “Beyond The Wandering Moon” (Hammerheart Records)
Aetherius Obscuritas “Vizilio (Visions)” (Paragon Records)
Agenda Of Swine “Waves Of Human Suffering” (Relapse Records)
Aghory “Ruptura” (Humanos Mortos Productions)
Ahumado Granujo “Chemical Holocaust” (Khaaranus Productions)
Aldebaran “Dwellers In Twilight” (Parasitic Records)
Alienation Mental “Ball Spouter” (Khaaranus Productions)
Alienation Mental “Four Years… Time Full Of Brutality” (Burning Dogma Records)
Altar Of Giallo “A Bloodfeast For The Dead” (Last House On The Right)
Altar Of Giallo “Grind Musick For Ghouligans (#42/77)” (Ferox Records)
Altar Of Giallo “Grind Musick For Giallo Maniacs” (Embrace My Funeral Records)
Amon Amarth “Once Sent From The Golden Hall (original)” (Metal Blade Records)
Amon Amarth “Sorrow Of The Nine Worlds” (Pulverised Records)
Amon Amarth “The Crusher” (Metal Blade Records)
Anal Blast “Vaginal Vempire” (Nightfall/Terrorizer Records)
Anasarca “Moribund” (Mighty Music)
Anatomia “Dissected Humanity” (Necroharmonic Productions)
Another Kind Of Death “Sleepless Every Night” (Underhill Records)
As Eden Burns “The Great Celestial Delusion” (Willowtip Records)
Astriaal “Renascent Misanthropy (slipcase)” (Obsidian Records)
At The Gates “Terminal Spirit Disease (slipcase)” (Peaceville Records)
At The Gates “The Red In The Sky Is Ours (slipcase)” (Peaceville Records)
Autopsy “Ridden With Disease” (Necroharmonic Productions)
Bathtub Shitter “Wall Of World Is Words” (Power It Up Records)
Be’lakor “The Frail Tide” (Self Released)
Bane “Vehemence: The Cathartic Remnants Of Chaos, Virtue And Time” (Self-Released)
Benumb “Withering Strands Of Hope” (Relapse Records)
Benumb/Pig Destroyer “3″ Split” (Robotic Empire Records)
Bile “Camp Blood” (No Escape Records)
Bile “The Shed (slipcase)” (No Escape Records)
Biohazard “Biohazard” (Maze Records)
Biohazard “State Of The World Address” (Warner Music Group)
Biohazard “Urban Discipline (original)” (Roadrunner Records)
Biolich “The Space Between Home And Today” (Paragon Records)
Black Dawn “Blood For Satan” (Necropolis Records)
Body Count “Body Count” (Sire Records)
Body Count “Born Dead” (Virgin Records)
Body Count “Violent Demise – The Last Days” (Virgin Records)
Bolt Thrower “For Victory” (Earache Records)
Bolt Thrower “Honour Valour Pride” (Metal Blade Records)
Bolt Thrower “Realm Of Chaos (1995 reprint)” (Earache Records)
Bolt Thrower “The IVth Crusade” (Earache Records)
Bolt Thrower “Those Once Loyal” (Metal Blade Records)
Bolt Thrower “Who Dares Wins” (Earache Records)
Bowel Fetus “Death Womb Discharge” (Prolapse Records)
Brian Posehn “Live In: Nerd Rage” (Relapse Records)
Brutal Truth “Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses” (Earache Records)
Brutal Truth “Kill Trend Suicide” (Relapse Records)
Brutal Truth “Need To Control” (Earache Records)
Brutality Reigns Supreme/Gruesome Stuff Relish “Brothers In Gore” (Disgorgement Of Squash Bodies Productions)
Buried In Effigy “Buried In Effigy” (Self-Released)
Cannibal Corpse “Butchered At Birth (censored cover)” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse “Eaten Back To Life” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse “Gore Obsessed” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse “The Bleeding” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse “Tomb Of The Mutilated” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse “Vile” (Metal Blade Records)
Cannibal Corpse/Monstrosity/Malevolent Creation “Demos (bootleg)”
Capharnaum “Fractured” (Willowtip Records)
Carcass “Heartwork” (Earache Records)
Carcass “Necroticism-Descanting the Insalubrious” (Earache Records)
Carcass “Reek Of Putrefaction” (Earache Records)
Carcass “Symphonies Of Sickness” (Earache Records)
Carcass “Wake Up And Smell The Carcass” (Earache Records)
Carnage “Dark Recollections (re-issue)” (Earache Records)
Cephalectomy “Eclipsing The Dawn” (Discorporate Music)
Cephalectomy “Sign Of Chaos” (Self-Released)
Cephalectomy “The Dream Cycle Mythos” (Discorporate Music)
Cephalic Carnage “Anomalies” (Relapse Records)
Cephalic Carnage “Conforming To Abnormality (bootleg)” (Subordinate Productions)
Cephalic Carnage “Exploiting Dysfunction” (Relapse Records)
Cephalic Carnage “Lucid Interval” (Relapse Records)
Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast “Split” (Nightfall/Terrorizer Records)
Charnel Valley “The Dark Archives” (Paragon Records)
Circle Of Dead Children “Exotic Sense Decay” (Willowtip Records)
Circle Of Dead Children “Human Harvest” (Displeased Records)
Cliteater/Suppository “Split” (No Escape Records)
Cock And Ball Torture “Cocktales” (Shredded Records)
Cock And Ball Torture “Opus(sy) VI” (Shredded Records)
Cock And Ball Torture “Where Girls Learn To Piss On Command” (Stuhlgang Records)
Cock And Ball Torture/Disgorge “Split” (Lofty Storm Records)
Cock And Ball Torture/Filth/Downthroat/Negligent Collateral Collapse “Split” (Bizarre Leprous Productions)
Coffins “Mortuary In Darkness” (Razorback Records)
Coffins “Sacrifice To Evil Spirit” (Living Dead Society Records)
Commit Suicide “Human Larvae [Earthly Cleansing]” (Willowtip Records)
Commit Suicide “Synthetics” (Willowtip Records)
Corpus Mortale “Succumb To The Superior” (Self-Released)
Cripple Bastards “Variante Alla Morte” (Feto Records)
Crisis “Deathshead Extermination” (Metal Blade Records)
Crisis “Like Sheep Led To Slaughter”(The End Records)
Crisis “The Hollowing” (Metal Blade Records)
Crowpath “One With Filth” (Willowtip Records)
Crypticus “Dedicated To The Impure” (Razorback Records)
Cryptopsy “And Then You’ll Beg” (Century Media)
Daemusinem “Diabolical Carnage” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Damaged “Do Not Spit/Passive Backseat Demon Engines” (Rotten Records)
Damaged “Purified In Pain” (Rotten Records)
Damaged “Token Remedies Research” (Rotten Records)
Danzig “4P (digipak)” (American Recordings)
Danzig “5 – Blackacidevil” (Hollywood Records)
Danzig “Danzig” (American Recordings)
Danzig “How The Gods Kill” (American Recordings)
Danzig “Lucifuge” (American Recordings)
Danzig “Thrall-Demonsweatlive” (American Recordings)
Darkmoon “.308 Antichrist” (Tribunal Records)
Darkmoon “Vengeance For Withered Hearts” (Scorn Music)
Darsombra “Ecdysis” (At A Loss Records)
Dead Congregation “Purifying Consecrated Ground” (Enucleation Records)
Dead Infection “The Lethal Collection” (Obscene Productions)
Deaden “Hymns Of The Sick” (United Guttural Records)
Death “Human” (Century Media)
Death “Symbolic” (Roadrunner/Attic Records)
Decapitated/Yattering/Lost Soul/Damnable “Polish Assault” (Relapse Records)
Deeds Of Flesh “Gradually Melted” (Unique Leader Records)
Deeds Of Flesh “Inbreeding The Anthropophagi” (Unique Leader Records)
Deeds Of Flesh “Mark Of The Legion” (Unique Leader Records)
Deeds Of Flesh “Path Of The Weakening” (Erebos Productions)
Deeds Of Flesh “Reduced To Ashes” (Unique Leader Records)
Deeds Of Flesh “Trading Pieces” (Unique Leader Records)
Dehumanized “Prophecies Foretold” (Pathos Productions)
Deicide “Amon: Feasting The Beast” (Roadrunner Records)
Depresy “A Grand Magnificence” (Shindy/Immortal Souls Productions)
Descendents “Cool To Be You” (Fat Wreck Chords)
Descendents “Everything Sucks” (Epitaph Records)
Descendents “Liveage!” (SST Records)
Destroying Divinity “Hell Unleashed” (Grodhaisn Productions)
Devourment “Unleash The Carnivore (digipak)” (Brutal Bands)
Die Pigeon Die “Ripped From V To A” (No Escape Records)
Dies Irae “Immolated” (Metal Blade Records)
Disciples Of Mockery “Prelude To Apocalypse” (Necroharmonic Productions)
Disgorge (Mex) “Chronic Corpora Infest” (American Line Productions)
Disgorge (Mex) “Gorelics” (Embrace My Funeral Records)
Disgorge (Mex) “Necrholocaust” (X-Treem Music)
Dissection “Storm Of The Light’s Bane (original)” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Divine Pustulence “Tortured, Raped And Sacrificed To Satan” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Domination Through Impurity “Essence Of Brutality” (Comatose Music)
Drogheda / Intense Hammer Rage “Split” (Extremist Records)
Dying Fetus “Killing On Adrenaline” (Morbid Records)
Ebolie “Elevation Into Disintegration” (Grindhead Records)
Embalmer “13 Faces Of Death” (Pathos Productions)
Embalming Theatre “Hormones From The Dead” (No Escape Records)
Embalming Theatre “The World Is A Stage… For Murder” (No Escape Records)
Embalming Theatre/Hacksaw Surgery “Split” (Grindhead Records)
Ember “Concession” (Shadow Play Records)
Encabulos “Abandoning The Flesh” (Venomous Records)
Engorged “Engorged (promo)” (Deathvomit Records)
Entombed “Clandestine” (Earache Records)
Exit Wounds “17 Wounds Of Exit” (No Escape Records)
Exit Wounds “Exit Wounds” (No Escape Records)
Exitium “Outsourcing Morality” (Deepsend Records)
Extreme Noise Terror “Damage 381″ (Earache Records)
Eyetofuk/Putrid Whore “Drufuked And Pornified” (Grindhead Records)
Fate Of Icarus “Cut Your Throat Before They Do” (Willowtip Records)
Fate Of Icarus “Suffocate The Angels” (Willowtip Records)
Fear Factory “Demanufacture” (Roadrunner Records)
Fear Factory “Fear Is The Mindkiller” (Roadrunner Records)
Fear Factory “Obsolete (digipak)” (Roadrunner Records)
Fear Factory “Soul Of A New Machine” (Roadrunner Records)
Filter “Short Bus” (Reprise Records)
Formless Terror/Genocide/Infected Flesh/Stillbirth “Supreme Brutality Legions” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Frightmare “Midnight Murder Mania” (Razorback Records)
Fuck…I’m Dead “Bring On The Dead” (Razorback Records)
Fuck…I’m Dead/Engorged “Split” (No Escape Records)
Gadget “Remote” (Relapse Records)
Ghoul “Ghoul’s Night Out (demo tape)” (Self Released)
Ghoul “We Came For The Dead” (Razorback Records)
Gigantic Brain “The Invasion Discography” (Razorback Records)
Goatsblood “Drull” (Willowtip Records)
God Dethroned “Ravenous” (Metal Blade Records)
Goreaphobia “Vile Beast Of Abomination” (Necroharmonic Productions)
Goretorture “Promised To Kill You Last…I Lied” (Pyrolagnia Records)
Gorgasm “Bleeding Profusely” (Extremities Productions)
Gruesome Stuff Relish “Horror Rises From The Tomb” (No Escape Records)
Gruesome Stuff Relish “Horror Rises From The Tomb” (Razorback Records)
Gruesome Stuff Relish “Teenage Giallo Grind” (No Escape Records)
Gruesome Stuff Relish “Teenage Giallo Grind” (Razorback Records)
Gwar “Beyond Hell (digipak)” (Metal Blade Records)
Hate Eternal “Conquering The Throne” (Wicked World Records)
Horrificia/Raped Bitch “Split” (Humanos Mortos Productions)
Hymen Holocaust “Blood Feast” (No Escape Records)
Hymen Holocaust “Hymen Holocaust” (No Escape Records)
Hymen Holocaust “Necromance” (No Escape Records)
Ice Kills Nine “The Burning” (Red Blue Records)
Ignitor “Road Of Bones” (Cruz Del Sur Music)
Immolation “Close To A World Below” (Metal Blade Records)
Immolation “Failures For Gods” (Metal Blade Records)
Immolation “Here In After” (Metal Blade Records)
Immolation “Unholy Cult” (Olympic Recordings)
Imperial Foeticide/Negligent Collateral Collapse/Contrastic/Intervalle Bizarre/Fleshless “Czech Assault” (Relapse Records)
Imprint “A.R.T.” (Self-Released)
In Aeternam “Past And Present Sins” (Necropolis Records)
Incantation “Blasphemy” (Necropolis Records)
Incantation “Blasphemy In Brazil 2001″ (Mutilation Records)
Incantation “Decimate Christendom” (Listenable Records)
Incantation “Diabolical Conquest” (Relapse Records)
Incantation “Onward To Golgotha (original)” (Relapse Records)
Incantation “The Forsaken Mourning Of Angelic Anguish” (Relapse Records)
Incantation “The Infernal Storm” (Relapse Records)
Iniquity “Grime” (Mighty Music)
Iniquity “Iniquity Bloody Iniquity” (Mighty Music)
Iniquity “The Hidden Lore” (Mighty Music)
Intense Hammer Rage “Avagoyamugs” (Razorback Records)
Intense Hammer Rage “Gory B” (Fleshfeast Productions)
Intestinal Disgorge “Vagina” (Humanos Mortos Productions)
Intronaut “Null” (Goodfellow Records)
Kataklysm “Northern Hyper Blast” (Hypnotic Records)
Kataklysm “Sorcery” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Kataklysm “The Temple Of Knowledge (Kataklysm Part III) (2003 digipak)” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Kill The Client “Cleptocracy” (Willowtip Records)
Last Days Of Humanity “Hymns of Indigestible Suppuration” (Bones Brigade Records)
Last Days Of Humanity “The Sound of Rancid Juices Sloshing Around Your Coffin” (Bones Brigade Records)
Last Days Of Humanity/Stoma “Split” (Through the Eyes of the Hated Records)
Leng Tch’e “Death By A Thousand Cuts” (The Spew Records)
Leng Tch’e “Man Made Predator” (Willowtip Records)
Let The Night Roar “Let The Night Roar” (Tualatin Records)
Limb From Limb “Rip Him From His Fucking Throne” (Obsidian Records)
Looking For An Answer “Buscando Una Respuesta” (Living Dead Society Records)
Lord Gore “The Autophagus Orgy” (Razorback Records)
Lykathea Aflame “Elvenefris” (Obscene Productions)
Machetazo “Carne de Cementerio” (Razorback Records)
Machetazo “Mundo Cripta” (No Escape Records)
Machetazo “Trono de Huesos” (Razorback Records)
Machetazo “Ultratumba (slipcase)” (Living Dead Society Records)
Machetazo/Abscess “Split” (Ironia Records)
Machine Head “Burn My Eyes” (Roadrunner Records)
Malignant Tumour/Squash Bowels “Split” (Bizarre Leprous Productions)
Mandatory (Ger) “Curse Of The Undead (demo)” (Self Released)
Maruta “In Narcosis” (Willowtip Records)
Maximum Perversion/Ebolie “Fuck Ya Ears And Drink Ya Beers” (Grindhead Records)
Meatyard/Maggots “Split” (No Escape Records)
Megadeth “Countdown To Extinction” (Capitol Records)
Megadeth “Rust In Peace” (Capitol Records)
Megadeth “So Far, So Good, So What?” (Capitol Records)
Melvins “Houdini” (Atlantic Records)
Metallica “And Justice For All” (Elektra Records)
Metallica “Kill ‘Em All” (Elektra Records)
Metallica “Master Of Puppets” (Elektra Records)
Metallica “Ride The Lightning” (Elektra Records)
Miscreation “Miscreation” (Self Released)
Misery “On Demon Wings” (Obsidian Records)
Misery Index/Commit Suicide “Split” (Willowtip Records)
Monster Voodoo Machine “Defense Mechanism” (BMG Records)
Monster Voodoo Machine “Direct Reaction Now!” (Dr. Dream Records)
Monster Voodoo Machine “State Voodoo/State Control” (BMG Records)
Monster Voodoo Machine “Suffersystem” (BMG Records)
Monstrosity “Millennium” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Monty Python “The Final Ripoff (2xCD)” (Charisma Records)
Morbid Savouring “Autopsy Lust” (Motosierra Records)
Mystic Grave “Doom. Death. Darkness.” (Self-Released)
Nafrat “Through Imminent Visions” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Nailbomb “Point Blank” (Roadrunner Records)
Nailbomb “Proud To Commit Commercial Suicide” (Roadrunner Records)
Napalm Death “Breed To Breathe” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Death By Manipulation” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Diatribes” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Enemy Of The Music Business” (Dreamcatcher Records)
Napalm Death “Fear, Emptiness, Despair” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “From Enslavement To Obliteration” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Greed Killing” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Harmony Corruption” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Inside The Torn Apart” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Leaders Not Followers” (Dream Catcher Records)
Napalm Death “Noise For Music Sake (2xCD)” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Order Of The Leech (digipak)” (Feto Records)
Napalm Death “The Complete Radio One Sessions” (BBC Music)
Napalm Death “Utopia Banished” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death “Words From The Exit Wound” (Earache Records)
Napalm Death/Coalesce “In Tongues We Speak” (Earache Records)
Nasum “Helvete” (Relapse Records)
Nasum “Human 2.0″ (Relapse Records)
Nasum “Shift” (Relapse Records)
Neath “The Spiders Sleep” (Obsidian Records)
Necrophagist “Epitaph” (Relapse Records)
Necrophagist “Onset Of Putrefaction” (Willowtip Records)
Necrotic Disgorgement “Suffocated In Shrinkwrap” (Comatose Music)
Necrowitch “Into The Temples Of Nar Matarru” (Apocalyptic Armegeddon Records)
Negligent Collateral Collapse “Reprocess Segment Database Extender” (Obscene Productions)
Negligent Collateral Collapse “Paranormal Nanodivision” (Obscene Productions)
Negligent Collateral Collapse “Sick Atoms” (Obscene Productions)
Neuraxis “A Passage Into Forlorn” (Neoblast Records)
Neuraxis “Truth Beyond (2xCD)” (Willowtip Records)
Neuro-visceral Exhumation “The Human Society Wants More Gore” (Sonic Death Records)
Neuropathia “Satan Is A Cunt” (No Escape Records)
Nine Inch Nails “Further Down The Spiral” (Nothing Records)
Nine Inch Nails “The Downward Spiral (2 x Deluxe Edition)” (Interscope Records)
Nokturnel “Fury Unleashed” (Nokturnel Eclipse)
Obituary “Cause Of Death” (Roadrunner Records)
Oxidised Razor “Sangre” (Obliteration Records)
Oxidised Razor/C.A.R.N.E. “Split” (Diablos Records)
Pantera “Vulgar Display Of Power” (Warner Music)
Pentagoria “…And The Sky Bled Gore” (Five Pillar Productions)
Pesta Porcina “Tots Trempant!!!!” (Voliac Records)
Phobia “22 Counts Of Battery” (Willowtip Records)
Pig Destroyer “38 Counts Of Battery” (Relapse Records)
Pig Destroyer “Prowler In The Yard” (Relapse Records)
Primus “Pork Soda” (Interscope Records)
Primus “Tales From The Punchbowl” (Interscope Records)
Prong “Cleansing” (Sony Music)
Prostitute Disfigurement “Descendents Of Depravity” (Neurotic Records)
Pulkas “Greed” (Earache Records)
Pustulated/Copremesis “Split” (Self-Released)
Putrescence “Dawn Of The Necrofecalizer” (No Escape Records)
Putrescence “Fatal White Pustules Upon Septic Organs” (Power It Up Records)
Putrescence “Mangled, Hollowed Out And Vomit Filled” (No Escape Records)
Putrescence “Sledgehammer Holocaust” (No Escape Records)
Rage Against The Machine “Evil Empire” (Epic Records)
Rage Against The Machine “Rage Against The Machine” (Epic Records)
Roadside Burial & Exhibit A “Split” (Grindhead Records)
Rookwood “You Worship Shit” (Obsidian Records)
Rotten Sound “Murderworks” (Deathvomit Records)
Rue/Aldebaran “Split” (Shifty Records)
Sadis Euphoria “Frigid Silence Spilling” (Willowtip Records)
Sadis Euphoria “Insinct|Obsession” (Willowtip Records)
Sanitys Dawn “Chop Copper” (Shredded Records)
Sanitys Dawn “Mangled In The Meatgrinder” (Shredded Records)
Satanic Slaughter “The Early Years: Dawn of Darkness” (Necropolis Records)
Scattered Remnants “Indulgence In Masochism” (Deepsend Records)
Sepultura “Beneath The Remains” (Roadrunner Records)
Sepultura “Chaos AD” (Roadrunner Records)
Sepultura “Morbid Visions” (Roadrunner Records)
Sesta Marconi “Ritual Kama Sutra Kitsch” (Self-Released)
Severed Savior “Serville Insurrection” (Willowtip Records)
Shallow Water Grave “Suspension Of Disbelief” (Innerstrength Records)
Six Feet Under “Alive And Dead” (Metal Blade Records)
Six Feet Under “Death Rituals (sealed)” (Metal Blade Records)
Six Feet Under “Haunted” (Metal Blade Records)
Skyforger “Kauja pie Saules” (Paragon Records)
Slayer “Christ Illusion (original)” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Diabolus In Musica” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Divine Intervention” (American Recordings)
Slayer “God Hates Us All” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Haunting The Chapel” (Metal Blade Records)
Slayer “Hell Awaits” (Metal Blade Records)
Slayer “Live Decade Of Aggression” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Live Undead” (Metal Blade Records)
Slayer “Reign In Blood” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Seasons In The Abyss” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Show No Mercy” (Metal Blade Records)
Slayer “South Of Heaven (original)” (American Recordings)
Slayer “Undisputed Attitude” (American Recordings)
Solace Of Requiem “Utopia Reborn” (Ruptured Silence)
Spawn Of Possession “The Forbidden” (Self Released)
Squash Bowels “Love Songs” (Lifestage Productions)
Squash Bowels “Tnyribal” (Obscene Productions)
Stickoxydal “The Perverted Position Of Interiors” (Bizarre Leprous Productions)
Stumm “I” (Aesthetic Death Records)
Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition “2″ (Osmose Productions)
Subterranean Fecal Root “Anthems Of The Antisocial Underground” (Vein Tap Records)
Suffocation “Effigy Of The Forgotten” (Roadrunner Records)
Suffocation “Human Waste (original)” (Relapse Records)
Suffocation “Pierced From Within” (Roadrunner Records)
Suffocation “Souls To Deny” (Relapse Records)
Suffocation/Crucifix/Pyrexia “Demos (bootleg)”
Super Fun Happy Slide “Rehearsal Demo” (Self-Released)
Super Fun Happy Slide “Super Fun Happy Demo” (Self-Released)
Suppository/Last Days Of Humanity/SMES/Inhume “Dutch Assault” (Relapse Records)
Terminal Function “Measuring The Abstract” (Willowtip Records)
Terrorizer/Nausea “Demos (bootleg)”
Terrorizer “World Downfall” (Earache Records)
Terrorizer Magazine “Fear Candy 57″ (Terrorizer Records)
The Crown “Deathrace King” (Metal Blade Records)
The Crown “Possessed 13″ (Metal Blade Records)
The Day Everything Became Nothing “Invention:Destruction” (No Escape Records)
The Day Everything Became Nothing “Le Mort” (No Escape Records)
The Day Everything Became Nothing “Slow Death By Grinding” (No Escape Records)
The Dead “The Dead” (Obsidian Records)
The Doors “The Doors” (Elektra Records)
The Kill “Hate Session” (No Escape Records)
The Kill “The Soundtrack To Your Violence” (No Escape Records)
Total Fucking Destruction “Compact Disc Version 1.0″ (Bones Brigade Records)
Total War “We Are Total War” (Necropolis Records)
Various “A Tribute To Mercyful Fate (missing traycard)” (Still Dead Productions)
Various “Comeback Of The Goregods Tribute To Regurgitate” (Bizarre Leprous Productions)
Various “Corpse Gristle: Southern Uprising Vol 1″ (Corpse Gristle Records)
Various “Demon Knight Soundtrack” (Atlantic Recordings)
Various “Guitar World Presents: Guitarst That Rule The World Volume 2″ (Metal Blade Records)
Various “Nativity In Black – A Tribute To Black Sabbath” (Columbia Records)
Various “Obscene Extreme 2000″ (Obscene Productions) *features rare Lykathea Aflame song not on Elvenefris
Various “Spawn: The Album” (Sony Music)
Various “Texas Metalfest Compilation: November To Dismember” (Nightfall Records) (features 2 rare Anal Blast songs)
Various “Ugly Music For Ugly Minds” (Relapse Records)
Various “Wizards Of Gore: Tribute To Impetigo” (Razorback Records)
Vomit Trough “It’s Grind!” (H:O:P Records)
Vore “Maleficus” (Frozen Solid Music)
Vorkuta “Into Chasms Of Lunacy” (Paragon Records)
Vrykolakas “Nocturnal Demons Of Death” (Vrykoblast Productions)
Vulgar Pigeons “Burning Episode” (Deepsend Records)
Vulgar Pigeons “Genetic Predisposition” (Howling Bull Records)
Vulgar Pigeons “Imperialism” (Willowtip Records)
Vulgar Pigeons “Summary Execution” (Deathvomit Records)
Whore “Unfinished Business” (Moribund Records)
Womb/Disciples Of Mockery “Split” (Necroharmonic Productions)
Wormed “Planisphaerium (original)” (Macabre Mementos Productions)
Wraith Of The Wropes “Ada” (Total Rust Music)
Zombie Death Stench “Here I Die…Zombified” (Redrum Records)
Zombie Ritual “Night Of The Zombie Party” (Razorback Records)

Promo CDs:
(Not being sold, will be tossed in for free for any purchases over $20. “Grab Bag” selection, unless you want a specific title, in which case it’s $1 per)
Abominable Iron Sloth “Abominable Iron Sloth” (Goodfellow Records)
Abramelin “Abramelin” (Repulse Records)
Abysmal Torment “Epoch Of Methodic Carnage” (Brutal Bands)
Alexisonfire “Alexisonfire” (Distort Entertainment)
Altars “S/T Demo” (Self-Released)
Amoral “Decrowning” (Candlelight Records)
Anasarca “God Machine” (Repulse Records)
Anthropomorfia “Engendro” (Necromance Records)
Arcana Coelestia “Ubi Secreta Colunt” (ATMF Records)
Arsis “A Diamond For Disease” (Willowtip Records)
Arsis “United In Regret” (Willowtip Records)
Asymmetry “Asymmetry” (Total Rust Music)
Atman “L’Assassí de Venus” (Ishtadeva Vinyl Productions)
Balatonizer “Occulsed In Ottusity” (Dark Reign Recordings)
Behemoth “Ezkaton” (Metal Blade Records)
Beyond Fear “DTO.” (SPV Records)
Billy Crystal Meth “Meth Metal” (Mortville Noise HQ)
Black Succubi “Black Succubi” (Self-Released)
Black Succubi “Demo 2007 CD-R” (Self-Released)
Bleeding Kansas “Dead Under Decor” (Abacus Recordings)
Bloodsword “All Hyllest Til Satan” (Agonia Records)
Born From Pain “Survival” (Metal Blade Records)
Cadaver Inc “Discipline” (Earache Records)
Captain 3 Leg/Whoretorn/Yeast Infection “Split” (Mortville Noise HQ)
Cathedral “Endtyme” (Earache Records)
Celestia “Apparitia – Sumptuous Spectre” (Paragon Records)
Circle Of Dead Children “Zero Comfort Margin” (Willowtip Records)
Clitorture/Goreality “Split” (Pathos Productions)
Corpus Mortale “A New Species Of Deviant” (Neurotic Records)
Crom Dubh “Fallen Sons” (Self Released)
Crowpath “Red On Chrome” (Willowtip Records)
Crowpath “Son Of Sulphur” (Willowtip Records)
Cubical Sphere “Promo 2008″ (Self Released)
Dapnom “Acres Prealables” (Regimental Records)
Darkestrah “The Great Silk Road” (Paragon Records)
Deadicated “Cultureviolence” (Self-Released)
Dead Man In Reno “Dead Man In Reno” (Candlelight Records)
December Wolves “Blasterpiece Theatre” (Wicked World Records)
Deranged “High On Blood” (Regain Records)
Dies Irae “The Sin War” (Metal Blade Records)
Dimentianon “Live Promo CD-R” (Self-Released)
Dismember “The God That Never Was” (Candlelight Records)
Electro Quarterstaff “Gretzky” (Willowtip Records)
Empty “The Last Breath of My Mortal Despair” (De Tenebrarum Principio)
Ereb Altor “By Honour” (I Hate Records)
Eroguro “Orgasms Achieved Through Death” (Self Released)
Estuary “To Exist And Endure” (Ibex Moon Records)
Fall Of The Idols “The Seance” (I Hate Records)
Feeble Minded “Nothing But Death (DVD-Audio)” (Grodhaisn Productions)
Fetid Carrion “Promo 2008″ (Self Released)
Funerus “Festering Earth” (Ibex Moon Records)
Gorod “Neurotripsicks” (Willowtip Records)
Grima Morstua “Illustratio per Horribilem Obscuritatem” (Drakkar Productions)
Grimm “Heksenkringen” (Displeased Records)
Holy Boner “Crunch Crunch Woosh Rattatatta Blaaargh” (demo)
Hyadningar “Imminent Useless Soul” (Ewiger Hass Productions)
Impaled “Mondo Medicale” (Deathvomit Records)
Insense “Soothing Torture” (Candlelight Records)
Insicknia “Ascent To The Sky” (Self-Released)
Intronaut “Void” (Goodfellow Records)
Jotunspor “Gleipnirs Smeder” (Candlelight Records)
Kalmannos “Above Good And Evil” (Self-Released)
Kataklysm “The Prophecy (Stigmata Of The Immaculate)” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Kill The Client “Escalation Of Hostility” (Willowtip Records)
King Diamond “House Of God” (Metal Blade Records)
Krisiun “Ageless Venomous” (Century Media)
Last Days Of Humanity “Putrefaction In Progress” (Bones Brigade Records)
Lock Up “Pleasures Pave Sewers (Advance Copy)” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Lucky Striker 201 “Lucky Striker 201 (CD-R)” (Self-Released)
May Result “Svetogrdje (The Blasphemy)” (Rock Express Records)
Melencolia Estatica “Letum” (ATMF Records)
Mental Horror “Proclaiming Vengeance” (Necropolis Records)
Monstrosity “Enslaving The Masses (2xCD)” (Conquest Music)
Nachtmystium “Instinct: Decay” (Battle Kommand Records)
Necroblaspheme “Destination: Nulle Part” (Agonia Records)
Necrotorture “Blood Feast” (Brutal Bands)
Nembrionic “Incomplete” (Displeased Records)
Neuraxis “Trilateral Progression” (Willowtip Records)
Nidsang “The Mark Of Death” (Drakkar Productions)
Nightmare “The Dominion Gate” (Candlelight Records)
Novembers Fall “Broken Memories” (Self-Released)
Opprobrium “Discerning Forces” (Nuclear Blast Records)
Phobia “Cruel” (Willowtip Records)
Prophecy “Foretold…Foreseen” (Goregiastic Records)
Pustulated “Haematoma” (Goregiastic Records)
Reinfection “Peace Through Killing” (Goregiastic Records)
Reino Ermitano “Rituales Interiores” (I Hate Records)
Requiem Aeternam “Philosopher” (ICorp Productions)
Root “Hell Symphony” (I Hate Records)
Root “The Book” (I Hate Records)
Runemagick “Voyage To Desolation/Dawn of the End” (Enucleation Records)
Sahg “Sahg I” (Candlelight Records)
Sarafan “Trio Of Terror” (Self-Released)
Sectioned “Elme Promo CD-R” (Self-Released)
Seeds Of Sorrow “Promotional CD 2007″ (Self-Released)
Sepsism “Purulent Decomposition” (Repulse Records)
She Said Destroy “Time Like Vines” (Candlelight Records)
Sigh “Imaginary Soniscape” (Century Media)
Sinister “Afterburner” (Candlelight Records)
Solar Dawn “Equinoctium” (Mighty Music)
Striborg “Autumnal Melancholy” (Displeased Records)
Sulaco “Tearing Through The Roots” (Willowtip Records)
Sun.Has.Cancer “Burn” (Self-Released)
Syphillic “Erotishock Therapy” (Self-Released)
Teratism “Ex Infernus” (Root Of All Evil Records)
The Dead “Ritual Executions” (Self-Released)
The Firstborn “The Unclenching Of Fists” (Pro Con Media)
The Gates Of Slumber “Conqueror” (I Hate Records)
The Human Abstract “Nocturne” (Hopeless Records)
Thyrane “Travesty Of Heavenly Essence” (Candlelight Records)
Time Requiem “Optical Illusion” (Candlelight Records)
Thrudvangar “Zwischen Asgard Und Midgard” (Einheit Productions)
Torchbearer “Warnaments” (Candlelight Records)
Trancelike Void “Destroying Something Beautiful” (ATMF Records)
Trendkill “No Longer Buried” (Candlelight Records)
Trimonium “Son Of A Blizzard” (Einheit Productions)
Various “Requiems Of Revulsion A Tribute To Carcass” (Deathvomit Records)
Vile “The New Age Of Chaos” (Unique Leader Records)
Vinterriket “Der letzte Winter – Der Ewigkeit Entgegen” (Flood The Earth Records)
Vinterriket “Gebirgshöhenstille” (Flood The Earth Records)
Vinterriket “Lichtschleier” (Flood The Earth Records)
Vinterriket “…Und Die Nacht Kam Schweren Schrittes ” (Flood The Earth Records)
Voetsek “Infernal Command” (Selfmadegod Records)
Volcano “Tales From The Black Book” (I Hate Records)
Watchmaker “Erased From The Memory Of Man” (Willowtip Records)
Witchery “Symphony For The Devil” (Necropolis Records)
Wolverine “Still” (Candlelight Records)
Wurdulak “Ceremony In Flames” (Baphomet Records)
Xasthur “Subliminal Genocide” (Hydra Head Records)
Xasthur/Leviathan “Split” (Battle Kommand Records)
Xystus “A Rock Opera” (Laser’s Edge Records)
XXX Maniak “Harvesting The Cunt Nectar” (Selfmadegod Records)
XXX Maniak/Coffins “Split” (Creeping Vine Productions)

Music DVD:
Fuck…I’m Dead “Gore Grind Thrash Attack Live” (No Escape Records)
Molly Hatchet “Live In Hamburg” (Steamhammer Records)
Sodom “Lords Of Depravity Part 1″ (Steamhammer Records)

T-Shirts (Previously Worn – L/XL):

Aborted “With This Saw I Shall Purge” Hoodie ( View )
Circle Of Dead Children “Barcode” T-Shirt ( View )
Cock & Ball Torture “Bulldozer Bondage Gore” T-Shirt ( View )
Frightmare “Thrash And Slash” T-Shirt ( View )
Gigantic Brain “Obey The Brain” T-Shirt ( View )
Immolation “Dawn Of Possession: Bringing Down The World Tour 2003″ Long Sleeve ( View )
Immolation “Unholy Cult: Bringing Down The World Tour 2003″ Long Sleeve ( View )
Incantation “Goat Pentagram” Hoodie ( View )
Incantation “Logo – World Of Darkness Tour 2001″ Hoodie ( View )
Incantation “The Forsaken Mourning Of Angellic Anguish – Storming With Vengeance Tour” Long Sleeve ( View )
Leng Tch’e “Horns” T-Shirt ( View )
Leng Tch’e “Skull” T-Shirt ( View )
Leng Tch’e “Axes / Razor Fucking Grind” T-Shirt ( View )
Leng Tch’e “Splatter / The Process Of Elimination” T-Shirt ( View )
Napalm Death “Fear Emptiness Despair” T-Shirt ( View )
Nasum “Logo” Hoodie ( View )
Nasum “Logo” T-Shirt ( View )
Nasum “Yellow Monster Logo” T-Shirt ( View )
Suffocation “Effigy Of The Forgotten” Long Sleeve ( View )
Suffocation “Green Beveled Logo” Hoodie ( View )
Suffocation “Jesus Wept” T-Shirt ( View )
Suffocation “Souls To Deny” T-Shirt ( View )

DVD (MMA)
King Of The Cage – Underground (10 Event Set)
Pride FC – Fighting Legacy Volume 2: Pride 6-9 & 11 (Sakuraba vs Royler Gracie, Vovchanchyn vs Bueno, etc)
Pride FC – Fighting Legacy Volume 3: Pride 12-16 (Sakuraba vs Ryan Gracie, Wanderlei vs Henderson 1, Belfort vs Bobby Southworth, Henderson vs Renzo Gracie, Wanderlei vs Sakuraba 1, Liddell vs Mezger, Igor vs Yvel, Sakuraba vs Rampage, Big Nog vs Coleman, Frye vs Yvel)
Pride FC – Pride 17 (Wanderlei vs Sakuraba 2)
Pride FC – Pride 19: Collector’s Edition (Frye vs Shamrock)
Pride FC – Pride 20 (Wanderlei vs CroCop 1, Arona vs Henderson)
Pride FC – Pride 25 (Big Nog vs Fedor 1, Rampage vs Randleman, Anderson Silva vs Carlos Newton)
Pride FC – Total Elimination 2004 (Fedor vs Coleman 1, Randleman vs CroCop, Kharitonov vs Ninja)
Pride FC – Critical Countdown 2004 (Fedor vs Randleman, Kharitonov vs Schilt, Rampage vs Arona)
Pride FC – Pride 28 (Rampage vs Wanderlei 2, CroCop vs Barnett 1, A. Emelianenko vs James Thompson)
Pride FC – Pride 29 (Coleman vs CroCop, Rampage vs Ninja, Lil Nog vs Overeem)
Pride FC – Hardcore Knockouts Volume 1
Superbrawl – Brawl At The Beach (Miletich, Frank Shamrock)
Superbrawl – Champions (Yves Edwards, Falaniko Vitale, Dan Severn vs Josh Barnett)
Superbrawl – Eruption 1 & 2
Superbrawl – Havoc In Honolulu 1
Superbrawl – Havoc In Honolulu 2
Superbrawl – Punishment In Paradise
UFC 43 (Randy vs Chuck 1)
UFC 44 (Randy vs Tito, Arlovski vs Matyushenko)
UFC 45 & 46 (2-pack) (Hughes vs Trigg 1 & GSP vs Karo, Penn vs Hughes 1)
UFC 47 (Chuck vs Tito 1, Diaz vs Lawler)
UFC 48 (GSP vs Hieron, Tanner vs Baroni, Mir vs Sylvia, Ken Shamrock vs Kimo)
UFC 49 (Yves Edwards vs Josh Thomson, Karo vs Nick Diaz, Couture vs Belfort 3)
UFC 50 (Ortiz vs Cote, Hughes vs GSP 1, Tanner vs Lawler, Salaverry vs Fryklund)
UFC 51 (Diaz vs Fickett, Arlovski vs Sylvia 1, Sell vs Baroni, Tito vs Belfort)
UFC 52 (Chuck vs Randy 2, Hughes vs Trigg 2, GSP vs Mayhem)
UFC 53 (Arlovski vs Eilers, Franklin vs Tanner 2)
UFC Ultimate Knockouts 1 & 2
Tito Ortiz Instructional Video – Takedowns

DVD (Wrestling)
Jugalo Championshit Wrestling 2 (tons of death matches)
NWA TNA – Best NWA-TNA Title Matches
NWA TNA – Best Of X Division Matches
NWA TNA – Ultimate X Collection

XBox 360:
Dead Or Alive 4
Dead Rising
Dragon Ball Z Burst Limit
Fight Night Round 3
Gears Of War
Gears Of War 2
Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Hitman: Blood Money
Lara Croft Tomb Raider Legend
Project Gotham Racing 3
Splinter Cell Double Agent
Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy

DVD (North America/Region 1):
8mm
40 Year Old Virgin
A Civil Action
A Night At The Roxbury
Alien vs Predator
Analyze This
Analyze That
Arrested Development Season One
Barber Shop
Billy Madison
Black Ball
Blow
Bowling For Columbine Special Edition
Brazil
Bringing Down The House
Cadillac Man
Chappelle’s Show Season 1 Uncensored
Chappelle’s Show Season 2 Uncensored (new)
Chappelle’s Show The Lost Episodes
Chicago
Cirque du Soleil Quidam
CKY Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild The Video Album
Clerks
Club Dread
Corner Gas Season 1
Corner Gas Season 2
Corner Gas Season 3
Dead Or Alive
Death To Smoochy
Dodgeball
Doom
Double Whammy
Eurotrip
Family Guy Volume One: Seasons 1 & 2 (new)
Family Guy Volume Two: Season 3 (new)
Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer
Farenheit 9/11
Fun With Dick And Jane (2006)
Futurama Volume One (new)
Futurama Volume Two (new)
GI Joe: Season 1 Part 1
Gladiator
Head Of State
Heavy
Hero
Hot Chick
Idiocracy
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Jackie Chan Fearless Hyena 2
Jackie Chan The Young Master
Jackie Chan Young Tiger
Juno
Kaiju Big Battel Terebi Sedto
Kenny vs Spenny Season 1
Kenny vs Spenny Season 2
Little Miss Sunshine
Lord Of Illusions
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Special Extended Edition
Lost In Translation
Married With Children: The Complete First Season
Melvin Goes To Dinner
Minority Report
Moulin Rouge
Mr. Brooks
Mr. Deeds
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder Unrated
Ocean’s Twelve
Panic Room
Reefer Madness
Road Trip
Secret Window
Sepultura: Chaos DVD
Signs
Slayer: War At The Warfield
South Park The Complete First Season
Spider-Man 2
Stealing Harvard
Steve-O: Don’t Try This At Home
Steve-O Volume 3: Out On Bail
Strange Wilderness
Super Size Me
Taking Lives
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Departed
The Full Monty
The Hunted
The Ladykillers
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
The Life Of David Gale
The Others
The Prophecy
The Prophecy 2
The Prophecy 3
The Simpsons Christmas
The Skeleton Key
The Village
The Wedding Singer
The Wrong Guy
Trailer Park Boys Season 1 and 2
Van Helsing
Vanilla Sky
Walking Tall
Wedding Crashers
Weekend At Bernie’s

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First of all, just a quick heads up to let everyone know that the review alphabetical review archives have been temporarily disabled due to a server load issue.  Look for the review archive to return in the next few days in a new, less server-intensive, format.

I’m also going to be cleaning up the site over the next week or so, re-organizing and streamlining and, for a third time in less than a year, re-designing the website.  I’m working on a bunch of new features to make it quicker and easier to update the site and hopefully bring a lot more content to the website on a more regular basis.

If you’ve got any suggestions or comments about the performance, look and content contained on the site, leave a comment below.

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Picture it…New York…1994…A man emerges from the local record store decked out with a Gorguts Considered Dead longsleeve. If that was not enough, after peering at his loot bag (I left that one open for your own opinions), I noticed a pair of Deicide Legion sweatpants. My eyes widened at the thought of such a terrific idea, considering the lazy, fat stereotypical lifestyle of metalheads at the time.

Imagine all the things I could accomplish with such pants on:

1) Have one hell of a time going to a stripclub sans underwear
2) Be the most badass person Gold’s Gym has ever seen
3) Be allowed to cut past frightened shoppers at Pathmark
4) Comfort while being at an unsurpassed level of coolness
5) Walking around with an erection would become socially acceptable

I would like to thank Willowtip Records for making my dream come true, complete with elastic ankles. These Defeated Sanity sweatpants will make me the toast of the town! Feel free to share your sweatpant stories, wishes, dreams, etc, because a life without sweatpants is like a life without ___________ (you fill it in).

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How many douchebags does it take...?

I, like most of you, am a music junkie.  I probably listen to a new album every day.  I frequent a myriad of blogs featuring 60’s Cambodian Rock, classic country,  comedy, Japanese surf, and METAL in its least gay forms (sorry black metal and melodic metal guy) just to name a few.  I can’t help myself.  It’s sort of like when I tell my wife I’m done watching porn, or that I won’t spend my gig money on weed.  I’m simply out of control (in an asleep at the wheel sort of way).

As I search for the next blog that I can pilfer from, I discover that the people running these sites are generally big fatties that appear to be lifeless outside of their computer-based world.  Who are these people, like us, who are completely obsessed with downloading the next hot item?  Well, quite simply, douche bags.    Lately, I’ve been making some correlations that you probably won’t like.  Join me in my self-loathing, won’t you please?

I should be in my music room right now, coming up with some new shit to save my musical sanity.  Instead, I’m on the computer downloading shit while writing to you guys.  When I am playing music live, it’s in a cover band (something I vowed was beneath me).   I still quote bits of Seinfeld episodes (something I also swore I’d never do).  I have completely sold out.  Then there’s the reviews I occasionally write for Toofie.  I really do feel the need to give back to the world I rape and plunder daily.  It is my hope that you will read my stupid shit and support the bands financially.  As Georgie Corpsegrinder often says, “Keep coming out to the shows.”  I certainly do.  And I usually by a disc or t-shirt while I’m there.  More often than not though, I just take shit and burn it…just like you!

Since the Teufel’s Tomb redesign, I have been thoroughly annoyed with most of the reader comments.  Whether they bash the review or say that it was “epic”, I can’t stop my stomach from churning.  But guess what, I’m looking at those stupid ass comments almost every day.  Let me rap this tirade up.  I’m a douche, you’re a douche, and I guess we just need to admit it and continue down our path to oblivion as such.  All my best…

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Don Decker of Anal Blast - Rest In Peace

Former Teufel’s Tomb scribe Abbas sent me an e-mail yesterday to inform me of the unfortunate passing of Anal Blast vocalist Don Decker.  I didn’t know Don well enough to consider him a close and dear friend, but I knew him well enough to know that, despite being a fucked up sheep fucking weirdo, he’s actually a really cool guy.  My interview with him was, by far, the most read article on the website of all time!  I know you’re out there, somewhere, fucking sheep and eating tampons, rest in peace Don!  I’m going to go drink beer and masturbate and shit porn in your honor!

It’s no surprise I was a big fan and supporter of Anal Blast and always felt the band’s music was overlooked and under appreciated due to Don’s hilarious, yet offensive, subject matter.  Some of you may have hear them and may be fans, some of you may have no clue, but here’s a little something for you to remember Don by; two rare Anal Blast tracks from the ultra limited Texas Metalfest Compilation “Lil Cunts” and “She Eats Her Tampons Out Of My Shit.” Enjoy!

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Show Review: Summer Slaughter Tour 2009

Much to my delight, my brother bought me a ticket to this year’s Summer Slaughter tour. I was able to assemble “the old show crew” and have a reunion of sorts, considering the last show we had attended was a Devourment, Misery Index, Digested Flesh & Dehumanized show in 2006. Yes, the old man left the home and actually went to a show. I figured that there would be some of my peers at a show headlined by Suffocation and I would not feel awkward amongst the hoards of youth there to see their favorite keyboard bands. Let me preface my diatribe with a list of the bands that were supposed to be playing at this show:

Suffocation
Necrophagist
Dying Fetus
Origin
Ensiferum
Darkest Hour
Winds of Plague
Born of Osiris
Beneath the Massacre
After the Burial
Decrepit Birth
Blackguard

Instead, I saw:

Necrophagist
Ensiferum
Darkest Hour
Winds of Plague
Born of Osiris

Now, this was a show that was supposed to happen on two nights but the bill was not supposed to be split. Most of the bands I saw had played the night before, as I had attended on the second night. I figured that there would be some deletions and substitutions for some of the “lesser bands” (i.e. I had read Necrotic Disgorgement played the show in Ohio and that Ensiferum was only playing the second half of the tour as a substitution for another band). But it seemed ridiculous to me that the two shows were so drastically different and the show I attended was not worth the $30 ticket price.

Obviously, I was at the show to check out the death metal side of things and I had never had the opportunity to check out Necrophagist or Origin live before. However, my hopes were dashed when band after band of deathcore-keyboard bands played and rumors circulated about the bands that were not playing. I tried not to listen and hoped that watching Derek Boyer from Suffocation occasionally come on the stage, chug Jack Daniels, and headbang would lead to Suffocation eventually playing, and in a moment of complete insanity, even thinking that they would play the entire Breeding the Spawn album from start to finish.

Necrophagist, thankfully, saved the night with an unbelievably brutal set of music which I am sure showed some of the death core young’ins what technical death metal actually is. The drumming was phenomenal and I was happy to hear the oft-requested song “Intestinal Incubation” and the groovy monster known as “Seven”.

I could not really get into any of the other bands. Some of them had their bright spots. For some of the bands, the music was okay with some nice “start-stop-start” parts that reminded me of Ion Dissonance. For some bands the positive was that the keyboard was completely indecipherable. My friends and I joked that the keyboard was for the close friend of the band who really wanted to be in the band and in a fit said, “I’ll give everyone a reach-around if you let me play keyboard.” For one band, the positive was the song title “One More Magic Potion” which enabled me to laugh through the entire set. The eye-black didn’t help and one might have thought they were going to field fly balls the next morning. More merriment was had when examining a drummer who seemed to look like Woody Allen.

So, what’s my beef? No Suffocation, Dying Fetus, or Origin. I was bitter that Suffocation could not play both nights considering that it was the last night of the tour and it was in their home city. I admit that the last Dying Fetus album I enjoyed was the Grotesque Impalement e.p. but I know they would have played some solid gold oldies. And I heard it is something to see Origin’s live show. I guess I missed that rush of adrenaline one gets when a great band that you know well goes on. Necrophagist provided that but only for their set of music.

The ticket price was also beat. For $30, the night before truly got the deal and all of us at the second show felt ripped-off and like we were fed left-overs. Although Necrophagist is a great band, I have to question them as a legitimate headlining act considering they have only one full album and a collection of then-new and demo tracks (Onset of Putrefaction). However, I think that they wanted to play the show and were the best band that was left and for that I give them credit. We can also factor in that they have been around for a quite a while. Either way, I believe the bitterness emanates from the fact that it was a weak show, a far cry from the thousands of posters and MySpace JPEGs that announced this “over the top” tour. It can really be looked at as a case of false advertisement and worthy of a complaint to the Office of Consumer Affairs. If I had the time, it might be worth it. I did not see a disclaimer about the possibility of bands not playing and the scope of “alternates and substitutions” had been pushed way too far. It would equivalent to heading to a steak house, ordering a 24 ounce porterhouse, and getting creamed spinach and a potato. All of the online flyers and the tour’s MySpace page has all the bands for all the dates. But what should I have expected with companies like Affliction and Decibel Magazine sponsoring the tour? I guess not much more and it will be a while before this old guy ventures out again.

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Just a quick note to let you guys know (belatedly) that I took this past week off to focus on other projects.  Keep your eyes peeled for a couple of big announcements next week regarding some new sites I’m launching!  I’ll get back to Teufel’s Tomb updates next week, hopefully Monday or Tuesday.

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After roughly 250 hours of work, the Teufel’s Tomb redesign is up.  I wouldn’t say it’s done, because I still need to clean up a few loose ends and am still seeking permission from most labels to post audio samples with the reviews but… at least it’s back up and I’m returning to regular updates.

In the next few days I’ll have the MP3 section fully up as well as some new reviews, interviews, hate mail, metal news, blog posts and the first “featured artist”.

Let me know if you guys find any major bugs or glitches.  I’ll fill up the site with more content tomorrow during the day sometime.

That is all.

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