How many douchebags does it take...?

I, like most of you, am a music junkie.  I probably listen to a new album every day.  I frequent a myriad of blogs featuring 60′s Cambodian Rock, classic country,  comedy, Japanese surf, and METAL in its least gay forms (sorry black metal and melodic metal guy) just to name a few.  I can’t help myself.  It’s sort of like when I tell my wife I’m done watching porn, or that I won’t spend my gig money on weed.  I’m simply out of control (in an asleep at the wheel sort of way).

As I search for the next blog that I can pilfer from, I discover that the people running these sites are generally big fatties that appear to be lifeless outside of their computer-based world.  Who are these people, like us, who are completely obsessed with downloading the next hot item?  Well, quite simply, douche bags.    Lately, I’ve been making some correlations that you probably won’t like.  Join me in my self-loathing, won’t you please?

I should be in my music room right now, coming up with some new shit to save my musical sanity.  Instead, I’m on the computer downloading shit while writing to you guys.  When I am playing music live, it’s in a cover band (something I vowed was beneath me).   I still quote bits of Seinfeld episodes (something I also swore I’d never do).  I have completely sold out.  Then there’s the reviews I occasionally write for Toofie.  I really do feel the need to give back to the world I rape and plunder daily.  It is my hope that you will read my stupid shit and support the bands financially.  As Georgie Corpsegrinder often says, “Keep coming out to the shows.”  I certainly do.  And I usually by a disc or t-shirt while I’m there.  More often than not though, I just take shit and burn it…just like you!

Since the Teufel’s Tomb redesign, I have been thoroughly annoyed with most of the reader comments.  Whether they bash the review or say that it was “epic”, I can’t stop my stomach from churning.  But guess what, I’m looking at those stupid ass comments almost every day.  Let me rap this tirade up.  I’m a douche, you’re a douche, and I guess we just need to admit it and continue down our path to oblivion as such.  All my best…

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