To: Teufel
From: BoaConstrictus
Date: April 24th, 2012 5:04PM
Subject: Meshuggah “Koloss” Review

How about the grindcore/goregrind you always praise? How complex is that sort of music? I am not defending Meshuggah because I think they are abysmal in all aspects but the same critisism you have given them can easily be applied to utter shit albums from other acts that you have given the A+ grade.

To: Teufel
From: Stevan Jasiunas
Date: March 11th, 2012 7:29PM
Subject: The Black Dahlia Murder “Ritual” Review

Aw, someone sounds butthurt that his crappy, underproduced, worthless shit he grew up with is getting a spanking by a band with more talent. Yeah, tell me when anyone of those shitty bands that you listed (no offense to Death, Morbid Angel, or At the Gates, as I actually like those) has players on equal level of Ryan Knight or Shannon Lucas.

To: Teufel
From: kalwynah
Date: February 19th, 2012 2:56AM
Subject: Spawn of Possession “Incurso” Review

Interestingly, I was told by a Swedish guitarist & drummer around my age (31 at the time, which was a decade ago) that he doesn’t like to hear bands that play better than him. This was after he heard the SoP first demo. Ten years later, I find myself bored with much that is newly released, it sounds as though it’s all already been done. I don’t know how old you are Mr. Teufuel, but the tone of your review reminded me of this old statement, and all I could personally picture with your homoerotic overtones, we’re you yourself slapping your cock in a lame attempt to keep up with just, the beat of any given tune on this CD, (which is in fact, fucking brilliant). And if hearing that a woman of my my age, who has listened to death metal (and metal of all genres) since you were learning to sing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” isn’t enough for your readers to give it a try, I say, give it a try based solely on the fact that you’re obviously cock-stricken, in some form by it.