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Arr… Matey! I’m Going To Poop On Your Front Deck… Possibly The Veranda

To:

Teufel

From:

Frost frosten

Date:

May 30, 2008 6:48AM

Subject:

Hi. a few questions , take a second mate

Ohoy ‘

1. How can you review 3 Cradle of filth albums without listenign to them? cus you state in Cradle Of Filth Nymphetamine – and i quote

“I can honestly say, before today I’d never bothered listening to a single Cradle Of Filth song from any of their previous albums. Perhaps I’m a bit pre-judgmental”

whos the fagget now?.

2. throwing insults is not reviewing , its admitting they sell better than what you listen to, makes you sick i guess.

3. Children Of Bodom is not shit, its amazingly good instrumental

4. Go review Alestorm

Teufel Responds:

1. The only Cradle of Filth album I’ve personally reviewed is Nymphetamine, the others were written by other people, hence why I made that statement. I guess that makes you the faggot now.

2. Throwing insults is throwing insults. Trying to comprehend the gibberish you e-mailed me by mashing your fingers angrily on a keyboard without rhyme or reason is what makes me sick.

3. Again, you are the faggot now.

4. Alestorm are a horrible piece of shit band that dresses up like pirates. I assume this is because they all dabble heavily in homosexuality. You seem to like them. Again, you are the faggot now.

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