Dude, Bro! Sick, Bro! Bro, Bro! Bro!
Hey curious…did you think that your review was funny of us? I think it is great…Me being gay…no sir..just ask your mom, she’ll let you know how much I love that Canadian "bacon" she provides…on a serious note…I think you will thoroughly enjoy our new release…it is phenomenal….and negative criticism is always accepted…it just lets me know that I am doing my job correctly when I go to places like Germany and Holland and people recognize me at death fests as the fucking man on drums! and yes, my physique is pretty awesome also. You should try lifting weights instead of the vasoline bottle once in a while.
Do I think that review was funny of you? No, I take full credit for the hilarity of the review, but I will give you credit for giving me an easy target to ridicule. I also congratulate you for being recognized outside of America as the drummer of some shitty death metal band, this must be a great accomplishment for you. I just know you as the guy who pumps my gas, bags my groceries and drives my pizza to my door in 30 minutes or it’s free. As far as my physique goes, I’m not fat, I’m just big boned, just ask your mother. Wooo!!!!
Thank you, I’m here all week.
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