Mr. Accidents: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote sarcasm detector.
Teufel: I see, you do have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?
Mr. Accidents: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a prize at a Mortician show, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Mortician fan does not have the intelligence to operate such a machine.
Teufel: Whoa, whoa, a fat, humorless Mortician fan! You must be a devil with the ladies!
Mr. Accidents: Hey, I, uh, de-oh…
Teufel: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt no return.
Angry Norse: I’ll give you four bucks for it.
Mr. Accidents: *sighs* Very well. I must hurry back to my computer and go online where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.