Dumbest. Hate Mail. Ever.
"Whoa! This rocks! There’s 50,000 intros with samples from WAY COOL horror movies and there’s ULTRA BRUTAL SUPER FAST blasting all over the record!!! And there’s pitch shifted vocals!!!"
Tell me do you know what a pitchshifter is because Mortician doesnt use one, you moron.
Mr. Accidents: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote sarcasm detector.
Teufel: I see, you do have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?
Mr. Accidents: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a prize at a Mortician show, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Mortician fan does not have the intelligence to operate such a machine.
Teufel: Whoa, whoa, a fat, humorless Mortician fan! You must be a devil with the ladies!
Mr. Accidents: Hey, I, uh, de-oh…
Teufel: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt no return.
Angry Norse: I’ll give you four bucks for it.
Mr. Accidents: *sighs* Very well. I must hurry back to my computer and go online where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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