Hah-Hah! You Like Mortician… I Think?!?!?
(I would have posted this in your forums but I can’t?)
I don’t understand why Necro-tron was giving tribute so much shit,..– nevermind let me start over. Okay NYDM obviously is just a bunch of old men trying to look tough riding bikes and listening to death metal but I had no idea that, at least the band Mortician itself, refers to itself as a death metal gang. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week, and I hear really stupid shit every day trust me.
Mortician obviously just goes for sounding as heavy as possible, with no effort in trying to sound talented. The metal community constantly expects bands to try to fulfill their likes immediately but instead this band does what they want, how they want. They just want to sound heavy as fuck, and I think they’ve achieved that. The only reason I have some respect for them is because of this, they don’t care much about pleasing the public, just about pleasing themselves.
I dunno, giving them that much shit for their image yes, very very very very allowable, but for their music? I don’t know, depends what your criticizing it for. If you want to say it’s hardly heavy you’re an idiot, and just because it’s heavy definitely doesn’t mean it’s good. Oh god, the only song I think that is worth a damn is House by the Cemetery, all other songs can die in a fire.
death metal gangs bahahaha!!! What’re they going to do? I never knew that they referred to themselves as that. Don’t they have some business in Brooklyn too? I can’t believe they haven’t been shot to death yet. Must be the shit music scaring away the real gangsters.
With Love,
I get e-mails like this every other day. I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about either. I never do. I think someone signed me up to a retard mailing list.
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