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I Cannot Wait To Get Back To Mother Russia So I May Caress The Soft Stubble Of My Wife

To:

Teufel

From:

Dima Korotkov

Date:

September 26, 2007 9:27AM

Subject:

Night WinD

hi!
many times ago we sent you CD The Midnight’s Dances Night WinD!
you wrote that you accepted our CD!
you promised to write your review+interview about us!
we visited your web-site but didn’t find your review+interview about us!
do it please as soon as possible!
write us that you wrote it all!
thanx!
see you!
Night WinD

Teufel Responds:

Nikita Koloff,

You never sent me a CD.
I never told you that I accepted your CD.
I never promised to write a review and interview with your stupid band.
Obviously you didn’t find anything on the site about your band because you never sent me anything you fuckwit.
I’ll get right on reviewing that CD you never sent right away.
Here it is: your band is the gayest gay that’s every gayed a gay.
Thanx!
Fuck you!
TeufeL

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