Hey Canibal Corpse!!!! I think that you guys have a fairly cool website and you sing some ok music also. I think that all of those people that are always trash talking you should get a clue and shut up!!! But you could do some serious things to make your music a little bit more popular. I think that what usually attracts alote of fans are catchy beats and cool lyrics. I havnt ever really listened to any of those things from your band!! You usually just scream and growl to the background nouses of overused angry guitar beats!!! If you want to be really popular start singing sensible lyrics, and catchy guitar beats!!! Because at this time you guys are really dissapointing me!!!!
SO WORK ON IT!!!!!

M

Hello,
I am french fan and I want to Know if you give photo with your name or your concert poster.thank you. Maud

hey stupid fucking losers.i think i'll add some more comments about your shitty website.first of all you definatly suck.then id have to say do you have a half decent job?my guess is no because it seems to me you probably would rather fuck your computer than a woman.You give shitty reviews.You have shitty albums.You yourself are a shitty person.You dont know what a good band is.Hell you probably dont even play in a band.If you do from your taste in music its got to suck.I hope someone performs a renal biopsy on you when you fall asleep tonight.BYE COCKSUCKING FAGGOT WHORES

dear crappy website,

I read your review of exhumed's album "gore metal".Apartently you think it sucks.Hell it may not be as good as in the name of gore or totally fucking dead.But its damn good.You just love to insult bands.You gave cannibal corpses' bloodthirst a better rating then gore metal.BLOODTHIRST JUST PLAIN SUCKS.So you whine about the vocals in gore metal.Your insulting a great grind band Carcass by saying that.You dont like the high pitched vocals.Carcass has the same kind of vocals,and carcass is probably the best grindcore band ever. i do recall you want to smash the singer from exhumeds voice box in.I would like to see you try to make a song,half as good as exhumed.FRANKLY I THINK YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS.Theres nothing on it and well its just real shitty.And you gave in flames a 0 thats anthor thing that i wont talk about though.

you are a fucking moron is you think in flames sucks. especially colony. U must not play guitar or must not be in a band, or your just plain dumb to not be able to recognize the talent in flames has and all the work that goes into their composition. suck a nut

well asshole I'm neither....dude is just a word that is commonplace in my vocabulary...and what the fuck makes you think you are so high and mighty? If it wasn't for people like me and the other metalheads...you wouldn't have a site worth a shit...oh by the way me get a life?? how many people work on your site...3 or 4?? do you live in the computer world?? listen...you should have people that write for you actually base their reviews on the talent of the band...personal opinions suck....they only doom bands because word of mouth is one of the only way our kind of music gets around most of the time.....anyway you should get yourself a life...calling me a ninja turtle hahahahaha...that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard...go unplug...blow a load into your comp and get a fucking life..or get some real fucking writers on your site....Jerkoff

Dude....Your site isn't all that bad...but I gotta tell you that you really don't know what the fuck you are talking about most of the time...first of all...giving S.O.D a 9/10 and giving In Flames a 0/10 is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen.....are we basing these review on your personal taste??? or on the actual talent of a band...In Flames is a musically superior band to many...and by the way..in your review of In Flames...you didn't even put a fuckin reason as to why you gave it a 0/10....don't try to be funny cause you're not...Man....you have pissed off quite a few metalheads and we hope that you get cancer and slowly rot away

the reveiw you did is more like a personal vendetta. i feel cephalic carnage tries to do some thing different! if you dont feel that way that is your problem.sorry we cant be as one dimensional as your gay liking. we smoke and proudly proclaim it we have better things to sing about than your run of the mill band who sings about senslless killings(when i see ethier of you that is going to happen ) we are violent stonerizm beware webzine faggots!!!! . but your entittled to your gay ass opinions!! and we are entitled to ours!!! your web zine is as gay as things can get! i thought you were from san francisco? two bun punching little faggots who get up, sore in the morning from booty blasting each other! so you review our cd !!well drink your fucking beer and do reviews all mad . its funney at our exspence. now here is a review of you overlly super gay raped in prison looking zine its gay& been done a million times better .you notice i use the word gay alot. i cant wait for my foot to fall all over your face. punk ass little bitches . you may have talked to some one else in this band, who is as spineless as you. but hopefully we see each other in ohio again(or where ever you saw us play!!!we will never give up the way we perform live at laest we have fun. but you are used to bands that wear concrete boots! that will sufice to a fucking pair of webzine queers))) cause i am going break some fucking faces.write a song about getting drunk & sucking dicks'; cause that is what it seems your best at doing!!!!!!

***The Cephalic Heads***

Is that all you've got? Hah. BTW, don't ever compare yourself to Grimoire. Ever. They own you. Bill Zebub owns your soul.

Now as for me, i'm off to the Dillinger Escape Plan concert. Have fun sitting in your comfy little office chair and writing your shitty reviews that nobody gives a damn about.

P.S., one last thing. When writing a review about an INDIVIDUAL album, comparing it the the album before it does not suffice as an album review. Just thought you should know that.

P.S.S.--Isn't sarcasm usually funny?

Later, I'm not writing you anymore

Rob

Are you really this fucking retarded?

Get a life.

Your hate mail section isn't even done well at all.

Just one more thing. Here's a little tip. If you're going to put up one of those Hate Mail pages, at least be good at insulting people. You insult my grammar yet A. there weren't many errors, and B. you didn't even point out the ones that were there, minus the "hahahahhahah". As for that, email is conversational for the most part, not expository. How many times in real life do you say to your friend "I am chucking at what you just said" instead of laughing.

Idiot.

Here's what I don't like about your God Dethroned review. You basically avoid hitting any specific details about why you think it is bad, which is not a very good thing if you are a journalist/critic. All you claim is that "all the riffs sound the same" which is subjective, and highly incorrect, and that it is "boring", which you give no reasons to substantiate. And as for Leif, take a look at his wonderful Immortal review. Wow, what a piece of artistic genius. That review leads me to believe he never even heard the album. Weak.

You really need to work on your reviews. The purpose of reviews is to inform others of opinions on works you listened to, and to help them get an idea of what to expect. Your reviews do neither.

Hey, sorry my grammar isn't so "prim and perfect" online. But, that's because this is the internet. Not English class. I was in AP English in high school, and received a 5 on the exam, the highest you can get, and I never have to take english in college. As for "mommy and daddy paying me through school", you know, I'm very tired of hearing this, because they haven't. Every cent of my schooling comes from me--scholarships, loans, and grants. My parents paid not a dime, and never will, it will all be from me. Of course, that's not to say those who have parents pay for them through college are dependant, because that is a lot of money.

As for you insulting me on Teufel's Tomb, all you did was insult grammar, so, nice try, I'm not very insulted. In fact, I got a good chuckle at the way you tend to beat around the bush. All you insulted was my grammar, which, wasn't so bad on the second email, really, with some minor errors. Of course, those who insult grammar on the net are usually those with nothing better to do but nitpick. I know all the mechanics of proper grammar, as I've also written many A+ essays here in college. But, let me ask you, is everything constructed in proper form when you speak to somebody in real life? No. And this is the same thing.

BTW--your diction is atrocius. You could learn a lesson from Zora Neale Hurston, only I think she might be dead.

Well, anyway, I doubt you know what "free-indirect discourse" is. Look it up.

You are a complete idiot. Your lack of any musical knowledge, convention, or writing skill makes your reviews look completely immature, retarded, and uneducated, and basically, leaves many people gawking at you in laughter (including many other reviewing websites.) you might point the finger and say "do it yourself if you wanna critique", but, well, I already do, and I write a lot better than you even on my worst day. Get a fucking life and an education. You're lacking both.

My god, I'd respect your opinion if you had any training whatsoever in critique, but your review was completely and utterly retarded. Learn how to fucking write, you neanderthal. hahahahha Teufel's Tomb might just be the worst review site on the net now. YOu all are no match for Chedsey.com. at all. And I don't even write for them.