Keep goin…

Keep goin…

This is yet another prime example of why most parents try to keep their kids away from weed; you might end up like this. I’m having trouble understanding these third grade intellect ramblings. I’m guessing whoever wrote this isn’t a scholar. Hell, I don’t think he’s seen what the inside of a school looks like, let alone be able to spell scholar. This is someone claiming to be in Cephalic Carnage, although I really do hope not, I thought the guys in this band were much smarter than this. I don’t own the CD and didn’t do either of the reviews, although I was considering picking it up to hear it for myself, but due to the total stupidity displayed in this e-mail I no longer have any interest in the band whatsoever.

> we smoke and proudly proclaim it we have better things to sing about than
> your run of the mill band who sings about senslless killings(when i see ethier
of you that is going to happen )

When you see us you’re going to sing about senseless killings? Well… okay, whatever tosses your salad, cowboy.

> you may have talked to some one else in this band, who is as spineless as you.
> but hopefully we see each other in ohio again(or where ever you saw us play!!!we
> will never give up the way we perform live at laest we have fun. but you are used
> to bands that wear concrete boots! that will sufice to a fucking pair of webzine
> queers))) cause i am going break some fucking faces.write a song about getting drunk
> & sucking dicks’; cause that is what it seems your best at doing!!!!!!

Basically what you just said is that Steve, whom you claim is your band mate, is spineless, you also think I will actually bother watching your live performance, and you are going to write a song about getting drunk and sucking dicks for me? As much as I’m flattered about you wanting to write homo-erotic ballads for me in an attempt to woo me and get into my pants, you must have received mixed signals, because I’m really not gay.

As far as your live performance is concerned, you are no match for the unholy Satan’s God. Jumping around like monkeys in heat is entertaining for all of five seconds, but the memory of a grown man punching himself in the groin while screaming "I HATE MY COCK!" lasts forever. That is true brutality. As far as your comments about the site being gay, thank you. I consider that a great compliment, because if so many people hate it, it means I must be doing something right. Thanks for the e-mail by the way, I found your bad ass mutha fucka-wanna be attitude to be highly entertaining and worth many good laughs. Cheers!

Funny how he cracks on Leif for being "immature, retarded, and uneducated" and to "get a life" yet proves his education is worthless by displaying poor grammar, goes out of his way to be immature by insulting Leif and is the one sitting at home on a Saturday night in front of his computer screen. hmmm…

> My god,

Poindexter is a preppy.

> I’d respect your opinion if you had any training whatsoever in critique,

Poindexter goes to college. Poindexter barely scrapes by the easy courses, yet feels important and superior because mommy and daddy are paying his way through school. Because Poindexter is forced to take English due to the Gay And Lesbian Rights class being filled up, Poindexter figures his opinion somehow matters to Teufel. Poindexter isn’t very smart, obviously.

> but your review was completely and utterly retarded.

Even with his obvious ‘impressive education’ and ‘literary prowess’, Poindexter still decides to be redundant by using two words to say exactly the same thing. Even the average nitwit would have just stuck with ‘thoroughly’.

> Learn how to fucking write, you neanderthal. hahahahha

Poindexter digs deep into his vocabulary and pulls out ‘fucking’. Unfortunately, with all of Poindexter’s vast knowledge and intellect, he neglects the fact that Neanderthal is always capitalized. Mommy and daddy’s money is going quite far in educating Poindexter.

> Teufel’s Tomb might just be the worst review site on the net now.

I only wish, thanks for the compliment though.

> YOu all are no match for Chedsey.com. at all. And I don’t even write for them.

Your grasp of the English language astounds me. American public schooling has done wonders for you. It’s grammar like yours which drives school teachers to alcoholism. I hope you’re happy.