Well "Chris", I would talk shit about your "skills" but quite honestly you don’t seem to have any. For the record all of the hate mail I do reply to is backed up on my hard drive, on floppy and on CD. Anyway… why is it you sent me your address? Would you like to be penpals? We could write back and forth, share recipes, talk about boys and share various other girl talk. Wow, the more I think about it the more nifty that idea becomes. We should totally do that. Oh, wait… that’s right, you’re dyslexic and illiterate, I’m sorry… hmm… well… I could always just point at you and laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! I feel so much better now… get killed!