To: Teufel
From: jim gannatsious
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000 16:24:36 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: hey man

hey man you fuckin stink of whore shit, Nile, Krisiun are not overrated but rather you have cock fungus in your ears to realize what good metal is, you think that all that boring Grind shit is aweosome, oh yea Disgorge are the most original band ever man!! they sing about topics that have been sung about millions of times, play old ass riffs and you are a biased motherfucker that should be listening to POP not Metal cause you my friend are a fat fucker that eats GrannyPussy.

Teufel Responds:
You don’t actually have a clue what jibberish you’re spewing, do you? It does not take a quantum physicist to realize that the Disgorge I reviewed is a TECHNICAL BRUTAL DEATH METAL group from San Diego, California, not the Mexican grind group by the same name. You also do not need to be a brain surgeon to realize that neither Nile, nor Krisiun write even remotely original lyrics either; King Diamond, hell, even Metallica have already covered the Egyptian theme before, and Krisiun sing about anti-Christianity, much in the same way as 70% of death metal bands do. It is also factual that neither Nile nor Krisiun write overly original music either. Nile ‘borrows’ heavily from Incantation and Morbid Angel, whereas Krisiun rip off Dementor, Vader, Deicide and Slayer, every chance they get. As far as being fat, that’s certainly not the case, those granny pussies are so dry it’s almost impossible to gather any nectar from those hunnies, keeping my physique quite trim. Sorry, Jim, but it seems you are not a brain surgeon, nor a rocket scientist. You’re not even mentally qualified enough to push a broom around a 7/11, so it’s quite obvious you most certainly are not qualified to attempt to speak your mind and state an opinion. Stay brutal, tough guy, maybe some day your thick skull may come in handy when someone is looking for something to bang their piece of flint against to start a fire.