Shhh… Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I’m Hunting Wetawds!
To: Necro-tron
From: Brecht Declercq
Date: October 22, 2006 4:24:46 AM
Subject: hate mail ^^
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/inquest-thecomatosequandaries/ noob… How can you write a objective review if you keep on comparing a band with other bands????
From: Brecht Declercq
Date: October 22, 2006 4:24:46 AM
Subject: hate mail ^^
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/inquest-thecomatosequandaries/ noob… How can you write a objective review if you keep on comparing a band with other bands????
Teufel Responds:
Shhhh… be vewwwy quiet! It’s wetawd season and I’m hunting wetawds! Wook at him in his majestic gwowy, covewed in dwoow, beating his chest and dwagging his knuckwes on the gwound. We don’t wwite objective weviews, you wascawwy wetawd! We awe subjective wike a moffafuckaw up in dis biatch, you fucking wetawd!
Shhhh… be vewwwy quiet! It’s wetawd season and I’m hunting wetawds! Wook at him in his majestic gwowy, covewed in dwoow, beating his chest and dwagging his knuckwes on the gwound. We don’t wwite objective weviews, you wascawwy wetawd! We awe subjective wike a moffafuckaw up in dis biatch, you fucking wetawd!
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