"Oh, there are sooo many people I would like to shoot in the scene man. I'll get shot myself I guess if I mention names here so that I won't fuckin' do. I hate false people in the metal-scene, people who do not do their job, un-dedicated people, back-stabbers and so forth. I could make a long list, but that's not necessary."

"Fuck Slipknot the bassist and drummer were original members in Anal Blast, and they quit. On the first demo, Puss Blood Pentagram, the bassist recorded. I haven't heard from those guys in years, and could care less if I ever do again. I mean, they're from Des Moines, Iowa. What the fuck else needs to be said? I've shit on stages, jerked off in front of men, fucked whores with vocal mikes and done every other gay drunk thing that popped into my brain and for this my reward in life is to be compared to fucking gay ass Slipknot. May their asses be filled with the semen of AIDS ridden cocks."

"Holy shit, you know about that? I'm an emotional support counselor for K-12 kids. Not sure how long that will last though... I love what I do and the kids are great, but the "professional" workplace just isn't for me. Jon is still in college 5 hours away in Philadelphia. Jason is out of college and spends his days finding the best free teen-porn sites on the net. Alf has worked more jobs than anyone I've known. He just doesn't give a shit about any of that stuff and he quits jobs all the time. Right now he's laid off and spends most of his time plotting sick ass poop-tricks and ways to get himself into the police-report of all the local newspapers."

"Well, some friend of mine gave me a tape with tons of obscene stuff on it and the most disgusting flick was the one with animal sex... dogs... wow! Chicks getting screwed by real HUGE dogs! That's really sick 'cause they really enjoyed it. That definitely not the thing I'm into although we deal with animal sex concerning some of our songs but it is just for fun. Long live sodomy and lust!"

"It must be something in the water down here, but I assure you, those horrific sounds come straight out of their throats. Its pretty amazing. We just feed them steady amounts of beer and beef jerky."

"The only new track is a joke song that is reminiscent of 80's pop metal. We think that most people in metal have a sense of humor, and we figured that the ep would be the time to do something like this. We've gotten mostly positive feedback from people, 'cause it gives the release that "What the fuck...?" factor. We're starting to record the next album Destroy The Opposition in late April, and it'll be out by mid-summer."

"I think pretty much everyone goes through the stage of being in awe of someone in a band etc etc but after 5 minutes when you're able to get a clue that these people are just human beings like yourself, you can appreciate them for their talents yet still realize that they as well chew their food, do their laundry, have Chauncy pick up the kids from school in the limousine and have fresh lobster delivered to the house daily for a nice evening supper with the family, prepared fresh by Jose, the #1 chef in town, just like the rest of us. I mean, come on already..."

"Wayne has a deep interest in authors like Poe and Moliere, and it is reflected in the lyrics he writes. As far as the sodomizing of corpses and cannibalism go, we like to keep our personal lives private."

"We usually don't really write (our songs), we just kind of bang a bunch of pots and pans on our heads while singing the Dean Martin classic "You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You". We punch that through a bunch of distortion, and there you go. Then We re-interpret the noise on guitar, and just read lyrics off of an old Carcass, Pathologist, Necrony, or General Surgery record."

"Yeah, they were a little out of control, really. I'd just start singing like I didn't know. We recorded that a week after I started the whole band in general. I'd written a couple songs, and then, "man, I wanna do a band called Hate Eternal..." and I asked Alex (Webster - Cannibal Corpse), "Hey, can you play bass..," he said, "Yeah, well I had this song written..." or whatever so I said, "Oh... just put it on there..." So we just kinda winged it. "

"Fuck, I don't know, I guess they were expecting to find pedophile photos, videos and maybe a 7 year old kid molested and locked in a fuckin' cupboard or something ridiculous. All they found was my cumstained silk panties, and a "How To Wank Like A Pro Instruction Manual For Beginners."

"Definitely a gig from Last Days of Humanity... No, I think it was a live porn show or that coprophiliac act somewhere in this country. No, it was that show from gay worshippers Stoma. What these guys do on stage... the horror..."

"Well Bill and Jill were staunch supporters of our disgusting dreck from the get go. Hordak and I had met Billy back in '86 at a Forbidden concert in San Francrisco, (CHALICE OF BLOOD!!!!!) and we started trading the popular and collectable Garbage Pail Kids cards. I was fingered for several stat rape charges and an '89 sodomy charge in Wisconsin, and when I finally got outta the slam it was 2000, so I changed my name from 40-Dog Smoke Bear, went whoring, crawled out of whatever bottle I slept in and said "Hot damn!! I want to be in one of those new fangled gore metal bands and then I want to put it out via that Billy guy from the Forbidden show!" Soon after we met Jill and were charmed pink and twitching by how kool she was as well."

"It's all on the way among the black metal "heads" so to speak. You can still tell who's a poser and who's not one because there is a lot posers in this black metal scene. By posers, I mean people who just dress up just for sake of dressing up, they don't any meanings or feelings behind it. I was also listening to glam metal before, but these very early bands was like...they were die-hard glam metal bands, and the newer glam metal bands came, they just wanted to dress up because it was a trend. It is the same thing indeed with black metal. You have this kind of die-hard, true, heh "true" bands [laughs]...I don't like using that word..."

Robin: "We fuck the same girls." Abbas: "All 3 of you?" Robin: "Yeah." Abbas: "(Laughs)" Robin: "That's bad..." Abbas: "That's horrible." Robin: "(Laughs) It is. Not every time of course, but sometimes. It's so funny when you hear, 'Oh, Benny was so good..' (Laughs) Stuff like that."

"In a studio called Maestro Studios. It has never been used with [a] metal band before, I think. But we have our own producer, The Shitman. - Eh... he is eating shit and it is very... nice. - Most people here in Sweden all hate him, he's famous in whole Sweden. He's the worst asshole, you know, so [he's] a very good person (laughs)."

"Well, I want to give shouts to my gaga, and Kyle Machlachlan. (Don) Decker has the most deformed toes I have ever seen, I have nightmares about them. He also has a patch of skin underneath his gut fold that looks like cottage cheese. I also have a theory that he is secretly a woman, and is currently undergoing menopause, and is a moody bitch on the rag. Lame bands are not worthy of my time and energy, so they can go hang out with Hall and Oates."

"I think bands like White Lion, Extreme, Warrant, Jackyl, Fungo Mungo, Seahags, Bango Tango, Nitro, Bulletboys, Leatherwolf, Nelson, Trixter, Tora Tora, Britney Fox, Firehouse, Kix, and Winger are currently destroying the metal scene and need to be stopped."

"Rob from Elegy put it best,"I do not even bother with those people. I just tell them straight out that I am false and I listen to Tom Petty." I mean the whole thing is a joke. Usually the people who are so concerned about being true are those newest to the death and black metal undergrounds, and feel they must gain some amount of respect. I see right through them."

"Everyone who reads my website is stupid. Even as we speak there is someone reading my website and thinking up as many uses of the word "gay" to add in a single paragraph to describe my website and the reviews contained within. I, however, don't care what these people think, since they, being the retards they are, still come back to the site on a regular basis only to find more things to complain about. If I get so many complaints for just stating opinions, then I know I must be doing something right. I don't even mention anything being "gay" in a review or use any racial slurs, I just go out of my way to be as obnoxious as possible to irritate them."

"So far the work with Fadeless has turned out very good. For Vomitory I think it's better to be one of the earliest bands on a young label. At least at the time when we were about to release Raped.... We haven't had any good experiences of record labels earlier, so it felt very good to start working with Wilko, the guy who runs Fadeless. We had met him before we signed for Fadeless so it felt more like a good friend relationship than a business relationship, and it still does."

"I don't waste my time with books and stuff, I am a magazine man. Actually, I have read the Fermata, but you would have to ask the big intellectual in the band, Paul. All I know is Kerouac is this author, he is probably straight and the book is about something. Something not interesting I am sure, but it is from there Paul came up with it and I had to agree as my band name suggestions of "Flooded Anal Cavity", "Fuck My Ass With A Dildo", and "Man On Man Blowjob Craving" all got turned down, so we were stuck with Vulgar Pigeons."