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Burzum's Varg Vikernes announces plans to record new album

Burzum's Varg Vikernes announces plans to record new album

Blabbermouth reports recent parolee/murderer/arsonist/prison escapee/racist douchebag Varg Vikernes has announced he’s written 9 songs for the first new Burzum album since 1999′s Hliðskjálf, which he recorded in prison.

He tells Norway’s Dagbladet that several record labels are interested in issuing the band’s first LP in eleven years. “I want to take my time [with the album], so that I can get it the way I like it,” Vikernes says. “It will be metal, and the fans can expect to hear some real Burzum.”

Dagbladet has posted several exclusive excerpts from Varg Vikernes’ as-yet-unpublished book which he wrote during his nearly-16-year prison stay. The book contains Varg’s personal account of of what transpired in the years from the Norwegian black metal community’s inception in 1991 until he was convicted for murder and church fires three years later.

“I am not the ‘Count’ that has been portrayed in the media,” Vikernes tells Dagbladet. “That is just sad. Those who have known me a long time know that what was written about me was not the complete truth. But I am partly to blame for how things were presented in the press. That’s why I wrote this book, which I hope to release via a publisher. I will lay this issue to rest and put what happened behind me. I will begin a new phase in life.”

Dagbladet: Do you regret the fact that you killed another human being?

Vikernes: “I cannot regret the fact that I took the life of someone who wanted to kill me. I felt threatened by his plans, but it was never my intention to kill.”

Dagbladet: Do you think that you can kill again?

Vikernes: “Everyone is capable of killing. But there is less chance that I will kill again, because I’ve been in that situation before, and so I know better how to deal with it. It is not possible to know how to behave in threatening situations before you even end up in such a situation. Had I been in the same situation today, I would have contacted the police first.”

Dagbladet: Are you a racist?

Vikernes: “Yes. But I don’t hate anybody. Hate is irrational. I am a rational person.”

Dagbladet: Are you proud of who you’ve become?

Vikernes: “Yes!”

Dagbladet: Do you feel that people are afraid of you?

Vikernes: “From how [things] have been portrayed in the media, I understand that [is the case].”

Although his parole application was denied four times — most recently in September 2008 — Vikernes received word in February that he would be released after serving almost 16 years in prison. He was finally allowed to leave this past spring, according to Dagbladet.

Vikernes currently resides in Bø, a municipality in the county of Telemark, Norway. Varg purchased the farm sometime last year and lives on the property with his French wife (whom he met while he was incarcerated) and son.

“It was completely random that we ended up buying a home here,” Vikernes tells Dagbladet. “We wanted a quiet and peaceful place with beautiful scenery outside the city. It is so beautiful up here. Here we can be by ourselves. But there is a lot of work that is required to maintain the house, lawn and garden.”

I really don’t care how influential a musician he may be, he’s a complete fucking douchebag and I’m hopeful he’ll wind up doing something really stupid soon so he winds up spending the rest of his days rotting in a prison cell.  Either that or he should do like Dissection‘s Jon Nödtveidt and off himself.  What a fuckin’ tool!

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COMMENTS (32)
  1. Alan wrote:
    July 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    The headline to this piece of news followed by that picture of Varg is hysterical.

  2. Beef wrote:
    July 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Varg looks like Brandon Dicamillo. I’d love to hear this cunt say, “Whooody woo!”

    • m. wrote:
      July 23, 2009 at 7:43 pm

      beef,

      youre an imbecile. countless bands have misogynist lyrics and artwork and express misogynist views in interviews and you dont bat an eye. as soon as things venture into nationalist and racialist terrain its the end of the world. hence youre a hypocrite of the highest order. also idiot if youre going to try and claim some ethical high ground over vikernes might i suggest you avoid using senseless and insensitive misogynist language next time. as long as you remain a misogynist thickhead youre a bigger douche than vikernes could ever hope to be so your inane attempt to insult aersdkr is ironic at best. imbecile.

      • Beef wrote:
        July 29, 2009 at 7:12 pm

        Dear M.,

        I think you’ve only proven that you’re the imbecile. Your silly argument is based on your perceptions of a total stranger on the internet, who’s comment consisted of the two nonsense words, “whoody” and “woo.” By the way, since when is it misogynistic to call a man, “cunt?”

        Yours truly,
        Beef

        • M. wrote:
          July 30, 2009 at 11:56 pm

          “By the way, since when is it misogynistic to call a man, “cunt?” – Imbecile.

          do you understand irony? you call me an “imbecile” and then you proceed to reveal that you havent the slightest fucking knowledge of the historical and social contexts of that contemptible word. you seriously need to get a grasp on how transparent the internet can be. your inane question equates with someone saying “since when is a anti semitic to call non jews kike pigs” which suggests that no one need know you to know youre a fucking complete idiot. and your appropriation of gendered language remains as misogynist as this remains anti semitic. “whoody woo”? wrong idiot. i was in fact commenting on your brainless attempt to insult aersdkr you know a complete stranger to you like you are to me and hopefully now you will see how your own inane logic regarding the apparent stupidity of people who call strangers names be it imbecile or superdouche or whatever now unravels and demonstrates that you have the intellectual endurance of a fifth grader.

          • Beef wrote:
            July 31, 2009 at 12:56 am

            Dear cunt,

            Wouldn’t it make more sense to reply to the actual comment I made to Aersdkr? Seems to me like someone isn’t as smart as he or she claims to be. Once again, you have no idea why I dislike Varg. You ASSUME that I dislike him, because he’s racist, which isn’t the case at all. His racism is actually quite entertaining, especially when his views on everything change every other day. Face the fact that you’re a silly goose and save yourself the embarrassment.

            Yours forever,
            Beefy Poo

             
    • cuntalope wrote:
      July 26, 2009 at 5:38 pm

      Thats by far the most hilarious comment ever. Imagine Varg singing the gayfags song. Since he is one…

      • M. wrote:
        July 31, 2009 at 12:14 am

        Did this guy manage to make it through grade school? “cuntalope” hates Varg because Varg espouses nationalist and racialist views and yet “cuntalope” is a hate-filled homophobic and misogynist neanderthal twit. I’m sure his views about homosexuals would also be shared and welcomed at white supremacist fora like Stormfront and I’m sure anyone with some semblance of intelligence would be able to spot the irony in this. I hope his folks can remain proud of their son despite the indubitable likelihood that his future will involve little more than the flipping of burgers. A shame his lobotomy has left him too stupid to comprehend how his homophobia and misogyny make him just as bad as any skinhead. Idiots like this only reinforce my point from my first post about you hypocrites.

  3. Aersdkr wrote:
    July 19, 2009 at 4:00 am

    What a fucking stupid commentary/news item. You sure Varg is the douche here?

    • Beef wrote:
      July 21, 2009 at 10:10 pm

      He is, most certainly, the douche. You come in a close second, though.

  4. VinterNatt wrote:
    July 24, 2009 at 10:37 am

    First off,
    Before any of you uneducated monogoloids assume that Vikiernes is a blatant racist, then you don’t understand Vikiernes or black metal. So if you don’t, then don’t attempt to write a mediocre article concerning the genre or the man. Vikiernes believes in Romantic Nationalism. For those of you who don’t know what this means, I will explain. Romantic Nationalism is the belief that as a countryman of your country, your race of your country, values, culture, beleifs and music are superior to that of another country. If you’re a white American chances are you’re a Romantic Nationalist, but that would contradict itself considering there really is no pure blood left in the States, so like most Americans, you’d be full of shit. So, as a Norwegian, being of pure blood, born in his country and raised there, being proud of his people, Vikiernes is a Romantic Nationalist. All in all, it comes down to you believing that your people of your country are the best in the world! Nothing wrong with that, kinda sounds like America to me. M., you’re right with your response, these closed minded sheep should stick to what they know, their Democratic Obama loving hippie rhetoric. Black Metal should stay elite, and bad mouthing Jon N. Of Dissection, shame on you for disrespecting a dead man, a genious one at that. I really had a lot of respect for you Teufel, and it kinda just dwindled after reading this. I guess you little people are still mourning Michael Jackson. Stay out of the elite, you aren’t even on the same level as us. This is coming from Norway straight up your ass.

    • Teufel wrote:
      July 24, 2009 at 10:48 am

      Dagbladet: Are you a racist?
      Vikernes: “Yes.”

      You also misspelled mongoloid, Vikernes, genius… I’m also Canadian, so your Obama slamming means nothing to me. Perhaps you should go on another long winded rant while angrily mashing your fingers on your keyboard. It’s quite entertaining.

      “Stay out of the elite, you aren’t even on the same level as us.”

      I’m clearly not on the same level as you, nor would I want to be that ignorant and fucking stupid.

      • M. wrote:
        July 31, 2009 at 12:23 am

        Sorry but decontextualising a single question and answer hardly helps your argument. Vikernes also stated that he hates no one because of their ethnicity. So unless you provide an academic framework for what is or is not racist you have no case. I’m sure there are academic men or women of colour that could critique your own writings and say they amount to little more than reflections of a white bourgeois born to rule mindest so you’re in no position to lecture the rest of us.

        • Tyr wrote:
          August 2, 2009 at 10:44 am

          Closet faggots and secret jews like M and Vinternatt are the reason the S/A were purged in the first place. Pathetic schadenfreude weaklings. You are fucking miscegenated, cacogenic disgraces to the white race. I can’t wait to hunt down and flay your sorry inbred hides to add to my wall of sklaven-moral sheep trophies.

          • m. wrote:
            August 24, 2009 at 8:06 pm

            tyr,

            you say im a disgrace to my race and yet youre the illbred trash incapable of understanding what i have said herein. if you had bothered to learn to read you would have observed that i have been defending vikernes. you also say that im a “faggot” which is as stupid as it is inconceivable considering my gender. that you feel the need to resort to inane rhetoric and immature and inaccurate speculations only serves to expose you as an uneducated loser which makes your “disgrace” accusation ironic at best. until you acquire some semblance of intelliegnce and maturity and humanity youre the disgrace to your race.

             
  5. Robert Ritual wrote:
    July 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    You wouldn’t have even heard of Black Metal if it wasn’t for Varg you douche! I bet you would listen to White Devil hating NWA or Public Enemy though because you hate yourself. You need to spend some time in prison and see just how tribal people become when you remove distractions. All you liberal Obama lovers will be dragged into the street and be shot in the head and set on fire if this economy collapses and there is no unemployment or government assistance money.

  6. Tincho wrote:
    July 31, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    The only remarkable thing this retard did in his whole life was killing another retard. That’s funny.

  7. Josef Fritzlol wrote:
    August 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    LEAVE VARG ALONE!

  8. Nick wrote:
    August 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    This guy seems like a joke

  9. Damian wrote:
    August 21, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    A lot of Burzum material is brilliant. You’re 100% right, but Varg isn’t the only douchebag. I guarantee that every one of your favorite bands has at least one member (if not all of them) who is a fucking moron.

    You niggers need to stop concentrating on other males so much. I personally believe that creativity is completely independent of intelligence. It just happens to be trapped inside of really worthless people.

  10. Damian wrote:
    August 21, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    That being said…

    “It will be metal”

    Fuck yes. Filosofem was the last metal album he did and it’s in my top 25 for sure. My daughter goes to sleep to it all the time.

    • Beef wrote:
      August 22, 2009 at 1:00 am

      Hey, we Niggers don’t care.

      • Damian wrote:
        August 24, 2009 at 10:42 am

        That’s because you’re a nigger, and aside from picking cotton and standing in welfare lines, that’s what you’re good at.

      • m. wrote:
        August 24, 2009 at 7:47 pm

        beef the imbecile casts around words like “c—” and “n—–” and wonders why anyone with some semblance of intelligence is able to conclude that hes a brainless dickhead. might i suggest he actually grow the fuck up attend university and then maybe just maybe he will have the capacity to identify how simple it is for those of us who have drawn these conclusions. i hope for his sake that hes a mere adolescent because he sure argues like a 15 year old with learning difficulties. the imbecile asks why i didnt respond directly to one of his posts and how apparently this amounted to evidence of my apparent stupidity. gee perhaps its because i was also responding to the following post and the internalised misogyny displayed within. maybe hes just too fucking stupid to comprehend this rather simple fact. the brainless loser says hes not a misogynist because he accorded the term in question to a male not a female but has now accorded it to the latter. he can go on and on trying to assert the illusion that hes “smart” but he couldnt make it more transparent that hes an undeducated misogynist fuckwit.

        • Beef wrote:
          August 26, 2009 at 11:56 pm

          I suppose they don’t teach you how to develop a sense of humor at them there fancy universities, huh?

        • eM!eL. wrote:
          December 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm

          You lost me at “the”.

          BUT in the interest of humor – and boredom – I kept on reading your empty words.

          Until eventually, after what seemed like hours, days even, they revealed to me a small yet undeniable truth. A truth shedding light on every single word that came before it. A truth which, in itself, rewarded my sheer perseverance with a sense of gratitude:

          - he can go on and on trying to assert the illusion that hes “smart” -

          Thank you, M, transparent stranger on the internet.

          Thank you for making my day.

  11. gmf wrote:
    September 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    haha, hilarious

  12. TarDFisteR wrote:
    September 28, 2009 at 12:37 am

    These are the funniest comments ever

  13. Agonizer wrote:
    October 13, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Looking at all of the feedback that this man has recieved just here, I can see the feasible reason to have at least the book written and published. Varg seems to have a bit of a dichotomous existance in that he is both an adversary and the very reason that black metal blossomed the way that it did. Few genres of music have such a dedicated following that sprang up almost overnight, and the lengthy track record that black metal does. While there were other acts of depravity, the murder of Øystein Aarseth by Varg Vikernes was the single event that provided terra firma for the entire genre. Providing it with a shelf life that not even the grunge movement was afforded with,and this despite the fact that it had much more mainstream appeal than black metal ever has. Couple this with the fact that Vikernes has broken down the barrier of inflated black metal persona and conversely embraced it as more of a reflection of what was, while at the same time taking on the role of father and husband (hence, he’s grown into a man from a boy), and his profile becomes an interesting one. Even if you take no stance as far as the music, or the murder, from a psychological standpoint, he is a fascinating study. In a genre that is built on the theatrical, and steeped in morbidity, nihilism, death worship and Satanism, it is quite curious that fans would turn on him simply because he actualized what others merely fantasize about in music and lyric. To truly dethrone Varg Vikernes, would be to smash the mirrors and clear the smoke that is the forte of the black metal scene as a whole. Will he, or can he do this, by simply deflating the myth of the Norwegian scene of the 1990′s? It should be interesting to see what happens in the wake of Varg Vikernes re-entry into the forray through both music and press. Perhaps the starving and autistic child that is modern black metal will finally be given the gracious death it has long since deserved.

    • VerginerGrinder wrote:
      March 29, 2010 at 8:59 pm

      I bet you drink a lot of coffee, write a lot of poems, and don’t know what a pussy smells like.

  14. GunTheVillain wrote:
    October 23, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Say what you want, Burzum play a key role in the black metal “scene”. The new album will probably suck. And it will be as far from kvlt as possible. He shouldve called it quits in ’99. The 00′s have already been claimed by deathcore and scene fags.

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