Banking on the fact that metalheads are fucking retards Bloodbath have announced they will be auctioning off clothing they wore during recent concerts this year.

Swedish death metal “supergroup” BLOODBATH has issued the following update:

“As the two only live apperances for 2008 are done, we’ve decided to put up some of the more ‘laundry unfriendly’ stage oufits for auction. If you want to own a piece of death metal history and collectibles exclusively made only for this occassion, now here’s your chance to grab all five BLOODBATH members ripped, torn, blood drenched and mud-caked t-shirts as seen worn live at both shows.”

Considering there are retards who spent well over $100 for copies of Devourment’s 1.3.8. on eBay, despite the fact that it’s been re-issued at least 3 times and is still in print, there’s no doubt in my mind someone will pay a lot of money for this shit. To whoever “wins” this auction, congratulations, you are the biggest loser on the planet. And you have shitty taste in music. Bloodbath sucks!