Illinois-based Satan lovers Evil Incarnate have announced some dude from a band no one cares about has joined their band as guitarist.

Illinois-based black/death metallers EVIL INCARNATE, who feature in their ranks Michael Eisenhauer (ex-NUM SKULL) and Andy Vehnekamp (ex-JUNGLE ROT), have issued the following update:

“EVIL INCARNATE’s new axeman is none other than Christopher from Europe’s legendary death metal band KRABATHOR. Evil Incarnate will be hitting the stage to debut this line up that also features the return of original drummer and co-founding member AndyChrist in Chicago and Milwaukee warming up with dates featuring bands such as WATAIN before taking time out to record the new demo CD to begin an extensive label hunt later this year…”

This band has been around for 14 years. I don’t know what it is about Illinois-based death metal bands, but they seem to be obsessed with writing the most generic and boring music possible. I’d comment more on this story, but just talking about this is making me sleepy.