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Vader Announce They Have A New Energy Drink

by Teufel on August 21, 2008 at 11:37 am
In probably the weirdest news I’ve read in a while, Blabbermouth are reporting that Vader have an energy drink which is being marketed and produced in Poland.

Polish death metal veterans VADER have teamed up with Hertz Polska for the production and promotion a new energy drink called “Vader”. The band’s anniversary gig in Warsaw on August 30 will be the first opportunity for the fans to enjoy the unique taste of this new drink.

Hertz Polska is going to extend its co-operation with VADER to promote this energy drink on the Polish market. More details will follow soon.
Uhh… okay. I don’t know why anyone even drinks that energy drink stuff, it tastes like rat poison and makes your heart want to explode. I’m sure there are plenty of fucking retard metal fans who’ll be trying to buy this shit on eBay for an obscene amount of money.
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4 Comments to “Vader Announce They Have A New Energy Drink”
  • Comment by Felixxx
    August 21st, 2008 5:13 pm
    HAHAHA I knew Steven Seagal had his own brand of energy drink too… but VADER now HAHAHA
  • Comment by The Ultimate Mark
    August 21st, 2008 8:33 pm
    I’m surprised the wrestler Vader didn’t come out with an energy drink before the band Vader. A drink that makes you feel like a pissed-off, 300-pound moonsaulter? Now that’s fucking marketable!
  • Comment by RakeFiend
    August 21st, 2008 9:48 pm
    I love this, it’s like geekologie for metalheads. Also, energy drinks are fucking disgusting :(
  • Comment by Dysenteric
    August 22nd, 2008 5:20 pm
    Big fucking deal. It’ll probably just be Red Bull with a Vader label on the bottle.
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