There is only one name in American Black Metal, that name is Absu. Tara Exhibit V is a masterpiece of unholy slaughter. If you were impressed by the CD In The Eyes Of Ioldanach, you will jizz your pants. I recently played this for someone who doesn’t really listen to black metal, his response to it was, "How the fuck does that guy play drums like that?!" I say Proscriptor must lock himself in a room for 5 weeks with his drumset, some crystal meth and a bottle of tequila to cool off. That pretty much is my only explanation. I just got home from work and I am tired. So fuck you. I like this album a lot, and this review of it sucks, but I don’t really care. Wanna know why? Because no matter how much I praise this album, my words will not come close to describing how good this really is. I mean fucking come on, it opens up with bagpipes… BAGPIPES MOTHERFUCKER. This album is one bad ass motherfucker. You might notice that the track "Hallstatt" from the previously mentioned MCD has been re-recorded for your thrashing pleasure, something that seems to be a trend with Absu. Yeah so, go buy this instead of buying some faggot In Flames CD, or I will beat your cunt mother to death with a black dildo. I wish I was drunk. Fuck you, faggot.

Review byDestro