What kind of a woman would allow herself to be violated, used and abused in sexual acts of deviancy so degrading and so humiliating that if anyone were to find out about her deeds she would never be able to leave her home again? A woman wanting to be with Don Decker, that’s who. Don likes his women like he likes his metal; sick, nasty and covered in sores. The group he founded, Anal Blast, is a collection of four sick and twisted individuals who loyally follow Don in his quest to turn as many innocent school girls into shit eating cockwhores as he possibly can. Anal Blast play an extreme brand of grind, affectionately referred to as porn-grind, and the lyrical content… you guessed it, deals with all of those naughty things your local sex ed teacher blushes at the mere thought of. There are songs about women with poor hygiene south of the border, as well as songs about women on the rag and the drinking of menstrual blood and the eating of used tampons, there are even songs about diarrhea, fat saggy tits and bestiality. Yes indeed, Don Decker is the Barry White of brutality, beckoning all of the necrowhores with his chants of perversity and pure unadulterated cunt lust. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve sat down next to Don in a smoky bar drinking several beers and speaking openly about why women are dirty and deserve to be treated like spunk shields. Many people reading this would probably be put off by the ridiculous nature of the band’s lyrical content, however don’t sell this band short, for they are, indeed, one of the most talented and interesting death-grind acts to come around in ages. Don utters his foul-mouthed jabber with a variety of approaches, from deep demonically possessed guttural vocals, to a screech high enough to make any anal slut cringe in jealousy, Don does nothing but deliver some of the most solid metal vocals I’ve heard in ages. The music is not to be ignored either, while the band may masturbate between takes and eat tampons for dinner, the catchiness of their songs is impressive. The songs are fast, short, heavy and dripping with love slop, just the way grind is meant to be played. Songs like “Smell Your Cunt”, “Crimson Smell”, “Honey/Bloody Hole/Suck Your Shit Off Of My Dick” and “Tampon Tea Bag” will leave even the most horrified metal fan thrashing without inhibition. Sure the lyrics may be ridiculous, but at least they are one of the few bands who openly admit to viewing all women as sluts and whores and enjoy demeaning them in every way imaginable. No wonder I like these guys.

Review byTeufel