So you just murdered someone. What now? Do you try to remove the corpse yourself in a sloppy manner leaving precious evidence that may convict you behind. Do you torch the place, possibly leaving the skeleton which could be identified by dental records. Why all the fuss when you can call on the leading provider of corpse removal and scene cleanup, Cadaver Inc. Based out of Norway, Cadaver Inc is here to serve you in your time of need. Do you need to rid yourself of pesky witnesses which could possibly endanger your ability to get away from the messy situation unscathed? Well Cadaver Inc provides a witness removal service which will make sure all that may have occurred will go unnoticed. Let’s say you are in need of an organ, and fast. No worries, Cadaver Inc can provide you with any organs you need thanks to their new organ extraction services. For more information on these services, visit http://www.cadaverinc.com/ or call 1-866-BODYBAG. Actually, Cadaver Inc is nothing that was described as above. This is actually a description of what services are offered by the Norwegian band’s website. Cadaver Inc was recently probed by their homeland’s government due to the amazing real look and claims their site makes. Cadaver Inc is actually a tear you to pieces death/black metal band. Remember Cadaver from the 90’s? Well Anders of the band has come together with Czral (ex-Dimmu Borgir), vocalist Apollyon (Aura Noir, Dødheimsgard) and LJ Balvaz on bass to bring forth to you a detonation for the eardrums. This disc is brutal from start to finish with it’s blasting guitars and drums that could easily distract any onlookers while the boys down at Cadaver Inc remove any naughty killings you may have been up to. To me, the standout track is "Rupture", which you can see a music video for on the band’s website. Remember Satyricon’s Rebel Extravaganza? Well the sound is very akin to their Norwegian brothers. Speaking of Norwegian brothers, guest appearances are made by none other that everyone’s favorite murderer of homosexuals, Faust (ex-Emperor) and the most loved man to ever put on silver pants Fenriz. Earache really has hit it’s mark releasing this. How very surprised I was when I popped this into my car stereo. Normally when I think Earache, I rarely imagine something as good as this album.

Review byDestro