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Catastrophic
"The Cleansing"

Catastrophic “The Cleansing”
Artist:
Catastrophic
Album:
The Cleansing
Label:
Metal Blade Records
Year:
2001
Format:
CD
Tracks:
12
Genre:
Death Metal
I am appalled at this groundbreakingly terrible sub-mediocre platter of utter crap from has-been ex-members of Obitchuary and Pyrexianus. I think Guido DeVito is Dani Filth’s equally homosexual sludgecore cousin/fuckbuddy. In fact, their website mentioned something about Ravenous or Necrophagia appearing at their "release party." I believe Guido and Killjoy are brothers and do hard-core incestuous gay midget porn together. Unoriginal Dying Fetus-esque social commentaries add extra shittiness to this apathy-inducing avalanche of fetid diarrhea. This would have been "neat" if it had come out two decades ago. Not now.

Written By: Nameless Dread
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