Comments on: Deathstars “Night Electric Night”

By: HUMES

HUMES — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:39:10 +0000

hahaha a prolapsed sphincter thats what we call in dutch ''vlees beker'' witch translates to ''meat cup'' hahah or ''vlees vulkaan'' witch means: Meat Volcano

By: nicolas

nicolas — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:01:30 +0000

“Goths have no place in metal.”

WORD

By: Baroness

Baroness — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:27:28 +0000

This review is one of the best things I’ve ever read in my life. Seriously.

By: Boa Constrictus

Boa Constrictus — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:16:20 +0000

Just the cover of this album is a clear warning sign.

By: Teufel

Teufel — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:46:43 +0000

Nuclear Blast released it in Europe, some label called Bielder Bros Records did the US release and sent the promo my way. Either way… gaaaaaaaaaay.

It’s also Night (Emil Nödtveidt, Jon’s brother) and Bone (Ole Öhman, the drummer) from Ophthalamia. Yeah…

By: shoe

shoe — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:29:59 +0000

who of Ophthalamia is in this? Metal-archives didn’t have a link, and I gave up. Is All or It? I can’t imagine. I mean I have no respect for Nuclear Blast -at all,- but could they really top their entire roster by releasing this piece of shit? Teufel, make a button that says “I don’t like this” like facefuck has.

By: Teufel

Teufel — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:01:48 +0000

Yeah, they’re called Dobermann. I don’t think they’ve put any samples online yet, they could be good, it is basically The Crown, afterall.

By: Dysenteric

Dysenteric — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:14:11 +0000

Hold on – wasn’t Deathstars’ vocalist in some new band named after some type of dog, with all the other members from The Crown?

I hope this is untrue, due to my memory being bad. Goths have no place in metal. Deathstars are the only contenders for Cradle Of Filth’s title of ‘Most Flamboyantly Faggothy Band’.

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:59:47 +0000

Deathstars for real. What the fuck is this shit?

By: Teufel

Teufel — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:49:59 +0000

Deathstars.

By: UpInSmoke

UpInSmoke — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:44:13 +0000

Let’s take a vote. Which is gayer, Deathstars or Richard Simmons in his bulge showing shorts?

By: Teufel

Teufel — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:28:39 +0000

hahaha… this may be, by far, the greatest review you have ever written. I just wish Nuclear Blast would give me permission to post samples of their horrible releases so everyone could hear how gay this is. I’ve watched men attach penis pumps to their buttholes and pump until their sphincter prolapsed and it wasn’t as gay as listening to this… fuck!