Deicide
"Scars Of The Crucifix"

Artist:
Deicide
Album:
Scars Of The Crucifix
Label:
Earache Records
Year:
2004
Format:
CD
Tracks:
9
Genre:
Death Metal
This is what happens when you’ve said everything you have to say, and some idiot still signs your stupid fucking band. Has anyone noticed that Ben Glenton has been pulling off the same vocal patterns on every album Deicide has ever done since Legion? Not only that, he still can’t figure as much as half a decent subject for his worthless, childish lyrical banter. Sure thing, fuckass, Jesus Christ is still the bastard son of a teenage mother and a ficticious ghost, but try to scratch your fucking ass with something else than a preacher’s collar next time. Even fucking Judas Priest has songs about other shit than tight leather and well-lubed metal machinery. At least one, anyway. My favorite thing about this redundant, useless and completely uninteresting peice of absolute bottom-feeding garbage specially written and packaged to appeal to inbred "rebellious" trailer park mongoloids however, is how Glenton’s high vocals sound "exactly" like Billy Milano on "Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" off the first S.O.D. album, we’re talking spot-on perfect imitation. It’s even better when it sounds like both the high and low vocals have both been pitch shifted, so you suddenly think you’re listening to a Slovakian Last Days Of Humanity cover band with an originality issue. I would’ve told this band to quit while they were ahead, but that would entail quitting approximately nine seconds after forming, and although I can do a lot of things I cannot change the past. Fuck off, though.
Written By: Angry Norse
Written By: Angry Norse
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