Here we have a split cyberporn grind offering from Lithuania’s Eyetofuk and Italy’s Putrid Whore on Australia’s Grindhead Records. While I generally hate cybergrind, Eyetofuk’s 2004 Wankfest 2666 demo captured my attention and made me an instant fan. Their warped and twisted musical approach is funny, catchy and completely demented! Their music consists mostly of drum machine beats, weird techno-styled samples, simplistic riffs and bizarre burps, gurgles and snarls. In essence, this is an album created by retards, for retards, and I’m glad to admit I’m a complete fucking moron, cos this material is a ton of fun to listen to.

The material Eyetofuk record on this split picks up right where Wankfest 2666 left off. The songs are short, really fucking bizarre, filled with porno sampling and is just dirty, disgusting and catchy as fuck. My only complaint is there’s only 8 tracks and 12 and a half minutes of music on this effort. I’m eager to hear how fucked up a full 30 minute album would sound.

Putrid Whore are more instrument-driven than their Lithuanian counterparts, with a thick meaty guitar chugging like a chainsaw through 6 tracks of demented simplistic goregrind. The bass is thicker than a fat chick’s thighs and the riffing is aggressive and punishing, with a decently well programmed drum machine backing the guitars and throaty pitch shifted vocals and weird samples rounding out the band’s sound. Clocking in at just over 12 minutes I’m left wanting more.

14 tracks in 24 minutes is what you’ll get with this split offering. Both bands have a very lo-fi approach and both do it exceptionally well and somehow the two seemingly opposite styled bands sound perfect when played back to back. I look forward to hearing more material from both of these bands! If you like simple, fun and completely ridiculous grind, this album is a must listen! I’m definitely gonna be listening to this one a lot!

Written By: Teufel