hahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha this is fun!

You sir are a musical prophet.
Metallica jumped the shark long ago. Death Magnetic is a joke, it’s worse than St. Anger, at least that had decent sound quality. Death Magnetic sounds like it’s being played by a phone through a webcam, and the actual musicianship is retarded. How exactly are they going back to their roots? How is it a follow up to Master of Puppets? I’m assuming none of you have actually heard either album, because if you had you really wouldn’t think this.

And sure, at least the still play their old songs… but oh wait, I forgot, they can’t play. I’m a pretty crap guitarist myself, but fucking lol, Kirk Hammet?
I’m a hardcore fan of evertyhing pre Load, but if you think Death Magnetic is worth your money you’re retarded, autistic, or maybe you watch KERRANG and SCUZZ too much.

If you want to listen to good Metallica era music, try Megadeth’s new album. They’re ahead of Metallica for once, and guess what, Dave hasn’t even yet bragged about it yet. Metallica got MacPwnd.

master of puppters will never be ride the lightning

Oh yes Robert, the old Metallica fan boy comeback: “You say something bad about Metallica, THAT MEANS YOU’RE DAVE MUSTAINE. YOU’RE BITTER. YOU’RE DAVE MUSTAINE. ANYONE THAT DOESN’T SUCK METALLICA’S DICK IS DAVE MUSTAINE”

Clearly you didn’t read what I wrote. I love Metallica. I was raised on Metallica. But their latest album was very bad, even worse than St Anger. Do I have to like EVERYTHING Metallica does? I’m a human being, I have an opinion, and my opinion is that Death Magnetic is really, really shit.

You’re using the other fan boy argument: “You criticise Metallica, THAT MEANS YOU’RE JEALOUS. YOU ARE SO JEALOUS. YOU ARE JEALOUS OF METALLICA, BECAUSE YOU DON’T AUTOMATICALLY LIKE EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH, CREATE, AND SHIT.”

Grow the fuck up fan boy. I’m a true Metallica fan. And as a true Metallica fan, I feel I have the duty to state my opinion of my favourite band’s latest effort: IT’S REALLY BAD. And maybe that is just opinion, yes, I can understand some people (stupid people) like Death Magnetic. And they’re in their full right to enjoy it. But please, don’t ever compare it to Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning or Kill ‘em all. They sound nothing alike, they don’t share a single musical characteristic. Regardless if Death Magnetic is good or not, it is certainly NOT thrash metal, and NOT a follow up to Master of Puppets.

And seriously, if you start the Dave Mustaine vs Metallica argument once more, you will prove the true extent of your homosexuality.
I love both bands. Currently, Megadeth is still playing awesome thrash metal. Metallica used to play awesome thrash metal, but only plays a ghost of that at the moment. They’re both under constant fire from their respective fan boys.
The fact that you bring up Dave Mustaine as soon as someone critices Metallica, shows that YOU are the jealous faggot, who needs to rub his dick, not against a wall, but inside a woman. Maybe then you’ll grow the fuck up, and realise music is more than “OH MY GAWD MY FAVOURITE BAND JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM AND I LOVE IT EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN’T HEARD IT YET AND IF ANYONE OUT THERE DOESN’T THINK IT IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE THEN I WILL CALL THEM JEALOUS AND MAKE A MUM JOKE FOLLOWED BY A DICK JOKE.”

PS. Fuck you.

In any case, you’re still an idiot.

Maybe you didn’t read the review, nor the comments before mine. Had you, you would realise I’m far from the only one who thinks Death Magnetic is even worse than St Anger. You called me brainless a few times, but it seems like I can use correct grammar and punctuation while you can’t even press shift and ‘I’ at the samte time. By the way, brainless means without a brain, I don’t think you knew that. By calling me brainless, you’re trying to imply I am not as smart as you, but your literacy says otherwise. Of course, someone that doesn’t know how to correctly use commas and full stops can’t be expected to know the difference between good and bad music, so I don’t blame you for liking this shit. However, you don’t actually like it, I don’t beleive you’re that dumb. What I beleive is you’re just another Metallica fan boy that will lick their balls no matter what they produce. And if someone out there critizes their latest work, you go on a crusade to defend them.

Anyway, here is what I got from your comment:
“You are the true idiot because I was expecting you to be an idiot but it turns out the real idiot was you, is the idiot. Oh yeah, Metallica fucked your mum. Or even better, maybe all FOUR fucked your mum. You’re stupid because you don’t like the same music as me. I think your opinion is unique (even though I didn’t bother checking) and so you must be really, really stupid. I don’t know how to spell. I hope ‘Tallica (See how metal I am? I took out the Me) don’t hate you. Oh yeah, Dave Mustaine is a pussy, lol.”

You’ve successfuly completed the Metallica fanboy’s argument formulae: You’re stupid + Members of Metallica had sex with your relatives + Dave Mustaine is stupid + You’re stupid + You must be really jealous, just like Dave Mustaine x I actually have no self opinion and if I had listened to Death Magnetic and Metallica’s name hadn’t been on the album cover I would have hated it.

As a real Metallica fan, I urge you to go and listen to Megadeth.

“…any organization that’ll hand Black Eyed Peas an award for anything other than winning a “Piss Your Pants In Public” contest is a fucking sham.”
I was skim reading through old reviews to pass the time today, and I’ve only just remembered how great this line was.

Unlike you faggots, I don’t use Word to correct my typos because I don’t own it; I went to school instead.
Beleive and samte aren’t spelling errors, they are in fact typos. I’m typing on a keyboard.
Perhaps YOU should run your typing through Microsoft Word.
‘evesdropping’
‘gonna’
Those are spelling mistakes.
Why did I post twice? Because I had accidently clicked on ’submit comment’ before proof reading it. Because I am human, I might have still missed a few typing errors the second time round, but anyone with any common sense can figure out they are typing errors, and not spelling mistakes.
I would have taken you seriously if you had missed out the ‘now I’m gonna continue eavesdropping on my middle-aged mother getting fucked up the ass by flaccid cocks and attempt to practice many masturbatory arts but fail in the process because I cannot find my penis.’ part.
Now I know you’re just another 13 year old who can afford Microsoft office, and bases his arguments on letting the opponent know that he or she engages in questionable sex acts with his or her relatives.

Maybe instead of calling me a faggot, you should try to answer back some of my previous points. This is about music, after all, and not about me evesdropping on my middle-aged mother.
And by the way, if you had ever engaged in sexual activities yourself, or if you knew what flaccid means, you would know fucking someone in the ass with a flaccid cock is impossible.

You’re very good at insulting people over the internet, but you’re not very good at defending Death Magnetic. Anyone else looking at this might think all Metallica fans are rude idiots such as yourself, which fortunately is not the case.

I’m actually 16 years old, you brainless fuckface. I can afford Microsoft Office but that doesn’t mean I fucking use it to check my spelling, cocksucker. And get your fucking facts straight, eavesdropping is spelled correctly, moron.
Just for the record, I wasn’t defending Death Magnetic, dickhead, I was telling the world how much of a cock loving douchebag you are.
I like all Metallica albums, even Death Magnetic. I can’t see why you people hate it so much, but I’m not gonna be a bitch about it because you can have your own fucking opinion.

P.S. Getting fucked up the ass by a flaccid cock is possible. Ask your mom.

P.S:
You ARE being a little angry bitch about it.

I didn’t misspell eavesdropping in the first post, you fucking shithead. Use your fucking eyes and reread it before you start talking, asshole.
I’m not being a bitch about Death Magnetic, I’m begin a bitch because you’re acting like some kind of superior elitist, so fuck you, cocksucker.