It seems that the majority of cyber/porngrind releases these days are split CDs. I can’t back that statement up with any hard evidence and I don’t really care to but I do have a theory as to why it is: 99% of all cyber/porngrind bands are complete and utter shite and no one in their right mind would want to listen to a full length release. As you could guess from the title, 4 Way To Fill A Cunt features four porn grind and cyber porn bands. This should be called "4 Ways To Take A Dump" as all four bands suck balls.

The CD starts with the one man band Orifice. The songs have a strong Sadochismo-era Cock And Ball Torture feel and there are actually a couple of decent riffs here and there but the songs generally sound the same and get boring fast. The drums are fairly low in the mix and in some parts are hard to make out but they follow the same pattern of simple beat, inhumanly fast blasting, repeat. The vocals don’t sound pitch shifted but like the drums, are drowned out by the guitars and are hard to hear. Overall there is nothing special about this band and unfortunately it just goes downhill from here.

The next 12 songs are handled by Repulsive Human Grinder. Instead of being on 12 separate tracks, all 12 songs are on one track. I’m not sure why they did this but it is almost as annoying as the band itself. On the other hand it does make it easier to skip the whole band which is recommended as words cannot describe how shit this band is. The production is so awful it sounds as if the band is made up of only a distorted bass guitar. The vocals are distorted but still sound weak and half arsed and the drums just play random beats. The songs generally go for less than 30 seconds which is really an act of mercy as if they went any longer I would be sticking knitting needles into my ears to stop the pain.

Stylistically, Extreme Rectal Avantgarde who are the third band on the split, are a lot like Rancid Human Grinder but the songs go on a bit longer and you can actually hear the guitars. The 6 tracks they contribute all sound the same: fuzzy guitars playing monotonous riffs that are repeated throughout each song with poorly programmed drums and lacklustre vocals thrown over the top. I really can’t say one good thing about this band and they aren’t even worth giving the benefit of the doubt.

The last 5 tracks on the split are from Rectal Cumshot. This band is more cyber noise than porn grind. The vocals are typical goregrind pitch shifted gurgles that are layered over the top of monotonous beats and weird industrial noises with a few movie samples thrown into the mix. There are no discerning riffs to be made out on any song and so everything just sounds exactly the same as the song before it. You could get the same sound if you went to a construction site with a pitch shifter and made random gurgles over the top of a jackhammer. This isn’t music, it’s just annoying.

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to put together this split CD but whoever they are I hope they die a horrible and painful death as this is the worst release I’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing. The best thing about this CD is when it ended. Avoid like the plague.

Written By: Rohan