Portal |
| Genre:Death MetalFormat:CDTracks:8 Label:Profound Lore RecordsYear:2009 |
Let’s get a few things straight before we go into this. If you came here looking for rational, linear song structure, get the fuck out. If you came here for moshable groove, get the fuck out. If you came here for technical but ubiquitous musical compositions, get the fuck out. If you came in here for any sane reason, GET THE FUCK OUT.
Portal isn’t about sounding like an old school death metal clone. They’re not about replicating Necrophagist or Suffocation worship acts. They’re not about overly technical but sterile musicianship nor are they about easy-to-grasp, simple rhythms. Sure, the experienced death metal enthusiast can spot a few individual elements that echo back to the golden days of Morbid Angel, Gorguts, and early Incantation within the haunted halls of Portal’s nightmarish cacophony, but the total picture of this grotesque caricature of metal is more like what would happen if Goblin became a death/black metal when they decided to write the soundtrack to Suspiria while doing a fuckload of gnarly hallucinogens. Portal plays the world’s most inaccessible, convoluted, bizarre, and horrific death metal whose sole purpose is to drag you kicking and screaming through a purgatory full of the wallowing souls of Holocaust victims, eternally screeching and feasting off the flesh of their late Nazi captors who are condemned to be everlastingly devoured with no satiation in sight. Portal is the stuff Ted Haggard screams out at night in hot sweats when he awakes from his slumber, realizing there is no God but only oblivion.
On this third full length effort Swarth, the guitars wail and drone, convulse and sway, encircling and wrapping around each other like a boa constricting its prey. The riffs don’t move in any fashion resembling an attempt to create pleasant groove or hooks, but are more crafted to make the listener increasingly unsettled and disturbed. At times they purposely try to give birth to a murky atmosphere with every intent on sounding alien to the listener’s sense of musical harmony. The drumming is increasingly ominous, utilizing everything from martial rhythm to chaotic rumbling. The percussion always sounds like the distant war chant of the the creatures from William Hope Hodgson’s The House on the Borderland, pounding in the background as they grow closer and closer to their ever-so-mortal victim.
And The Curator’s vocal performance is as nether-worldly as ever. He doesn’t so much scream or yell, much less guttural growl; no, The Curator uses a vocal technique that sounds more like the dying emissions of a possessed Cossack, speaking in damnable glossolalia that neither resembles words nor gibberish but some unholy, eldritch language from before time immemorial.
To be critical, though, if you’ve heard Portal before you already kinda had an idea how Swarth would play out. But like Immolation, Portal manages to maintain that lofty, yet bizarrely unmatched standard of quality. While there are now bands slowly coming close to what Portal has to offer (such as Mitochondrion), Portal is still very much a within a league of its own. If you can swallow what it throws at you, you’re in for one of the best releases of 2009, alongside Teitanblood and Ulcerate.
Infester
"To The Depths... In Degradation"
Flesh Consumed
"...Mutilate, Eviscerate, Decapitate..."
Artery Eruption & Inhuman Dissilency
"Festering Fuckhole Slop"
Festered
"Flesh Perversion"
Impetuous Ritual
"Relentless Execution of Ceremonial Excrescence"
Syphilic
"Symphony of Slit Throats"
Anaal Nathrakh
"In The Constellation Of The Black Widow"
Intestinal Disgorge
"Vagina"
Without Mercy
"Without Mercy"
Nile
"Those Whom The Gods Detest"
Portal
"Swarth"
Five Finger Death Punch
"War Is the Answer"
As You Drown
"Reflection"
The Black Dahlia Murder
"Deflorate"
Slayer
"World Painted Blood"
Hour Of Penance
"The Vile Conception"
Flayed Disciple
"Drawn Viscera"
Behemoth
"Evangelion"
Sickening Horror
"The Dead End Experiment"
The Ruins Of Beverast
"Foulest Semen of A Sheltered Elite"
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I need to pick this up. The only Portal material I have is Outre and it’s a damn fine slab of music.
I love this fucking band and the way they sound
Creepy, haunting and unworldly. That’s just some of the words I can use to describe this album. Phenomenal release.
Even though the online “extreme” music community is constantly sucking Portal’s cock, there is something about them that keeps me very interested. Like you said, Portal is in a league of its own. Watch some of their live videos online, the odd costumes set an even better mood. Wasn’t expecting a Portal review on here.
I can’t believe you gave this album an essential stamp? This album sounds the same as their previous offerings, it’s a fucking mess of guttural sounds mixed the shittiest guitar playing I have ever heard, and top that off with drums that have no patterns whatsoever and you get this! Fuck me! Cock and Ball Torture, no fuck that… OCEANO are a fucking symphony compared to this shit.
Let’s get a few things straight before we go into this. If you came here looking for rational, linear song structure, get the fuck out. If you came here for moshable groove, get the fuck out. If you came here for technical but ubiquitous musical compositions, get the fuck out. If you came in here for any sane reaason, get the fuck out. IF you came here looking for complete garbage, then step right in.
hahahaha… you’re a retard, but at least you’re an entertainingly consistent retard.
Dear Teufel.
Sadly I can’t say the same about you. Yes you are retarded but you will never have the might of Boa, you might learn a thing or two, but the genetic pool is not distributed equally. Face it Tuefel, without me you would cry yourself to sleep. So next time confess your love to me with a pm. I know that you can write more romantically than this.
Yours truly Boa.
Hey now partner. Let’s not get so upset about the new portal record
and the Verbal War you have initiated.
I trust this website, and buy a lot of the shit reviewed here.
After purchasing, If it tain’t my thing, I just sell it back
and life goes on. I just sold a misfits cough cool single to some poor bastard for 900.00 so I’ve got a few metal bucks to blow.
I bought me some Gorod and a few of those wacky Razorback releases
this site recomended and I was a happy camper. I bought the new Mayhem recommended my this site.
Peeeehhhew. Stinky diaper record. I don’t think the Reviewer was a tard, we just had differing opinions and my Mayhem record is sitting in the used bin. By the way the same day I traded it, I found Portal’s debut in the same used bin!!! Hurrah for meeee!
This album takes many listens to fully understand, yes, but to write it off the way you do is not only nonsensical but downright retarded.
I really love Portal, but there were other musicians who did stuff like this long before the members of this band ever laid hand on a guitar. To anyone interested in the exhausting, monotonous but ultimatly affirming experience of hard-to-digest music like Portal I recommend “Bohor” by Iannis Xenakis, “Kontakte” by Karlheinz Stockhausen and the string quartet by Witold Lutoslawski (if you aren’t already familiar with those).
I am a sucker and by just about every new metal – experimental release that comes out. This is due to some 45 year old executive bastard (much thanks though)buying my original ed. of Misfits cough cool on e-bey for 900.00.
Portal would be the one of the most difficult review to right about. But you did a fucking brilliant job. I’m tired of reviews, like that use words like “esoteric”, “dark”, and “mysterious”
Just put the fucking CD on, pop some Zanax (prescribed of course) and obtain some good ol fashioned mindfuckery.
Worthwhile..but it gets old really fast.
i dunno, these dudes are on a way different plane than i understand. maybe i don’t eat enough pills?
i think this album high quality shit!!
dark and complicated. the atmosphere it creates is unique,, this is a very clever kind of noise. chaotic but fine.
but it can not be compared to ulcerate’s everything is fire. thats the album of the year for me.
yes
last 3 tracks on this… fuck.. like a dark twisted euphoria mind fuck… took a while to click, but when it did..
This band is overhyped, convoluted, and cheesy. They aren’t dark, they are just a mess. Listen to Molested’s debut instead.
Awful Review. What a fucking pile of shit that band is. I dont get all the hype, i fail to see what’s so special about them, and how the fuck cam you compare them such good bands like Mitochondrion and Immolation? Unlike good bands in this vein of death metal, there is literally nothing dark, agressive, or atmospheric about Portal, all of their tracks are basically a retarded wall of sound. When it comes to this vein of death metal, Im all about bands like Immolation, Ulcerate, The chasm, Demilich, Gorguts, Mitochondrion or adramelech : these band can play dark, Abrasive, twisted and evil-sounding yet STRUCTURED, RIFF-TASTIC, Quality DEATH METAL, while Portal fails at everything.
There are no RIFFS in the album, just directionless, random noodling with weak drumming and shit vocals. Hell, even someone like I who hates deathcore with a passion would rather listen to trendy faggot deathcore bullshit than this fucking mess, yes, its that AWFUL.
Also, what’s up with the fucking cheesy costumes?! Way to try too hard.
Good lord, this band really fucking sucks. Fuck this band. And LOL @ people saying this is the best 2009 death metal release.
Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration. Now, hopefully with this book, I’m gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with ‘em, don’t do it. Puts ‘em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no” and all they hear is “Who wants cake?” Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
Hahaha great show
1st sentence of Teufels review says it all. This shit is essentially atmospheric without giving a rats ass about synthetics/keyboards. Thick murky black as tar guitar riff weirdness thats heavily inspired by Morbid Angel, true, they dont have Treys skills or compositional genius but they make a damned good work with what they have. Given that their essential sound is established firmly, they have a lot of ways to expand their statement, some very short, quirky, utterly alien and bestial razor sharp lead work here and there wouldn’t hurt and lastly they should pay special attention to the color and dimension of their signature sound, its vastly essential and important for their work.
Portals work is ambient in essence and relates to some very surreal and atavistic ambient works like those from Aeoga, Halo Manash, Zoat Aon, and others.
Necro-tron was the one who reviewed it. I agree with him though. Good stuff.
Not gonna bad mouth anyone for liking this and I’m not even gonna bad mouth the costumes, which I actually thought some were kind of cool EXCEPT that fucking singing grandfather clock. What the fuck? I probably just don’t get it.