Erik (not Teufel, dumbass, another fucking Erik - check the spelling, shit-for-brains): "Ah yeah. That Skinlab shit’s real fuckin tight."

Nathan: "What do they sound like?"

Erik: "Like Napalm Death or Godflesh with some aggro elements thrown in it. Heavy as fuck. They’ve toured with Napalm Death, Fear Factory & shit. They’re doin’ some shit on Immolation’s World Of Darkness Tour."

Nathan: "Well, shit, I’ll hafta check em out."

Wrong. Never trust the opinions of a known Cephalic Carnage fan. First of all, this album is recycled mid 90s Sepultura with other unoriginal heavily-borrowed elements, and is sub-mediocre. Second, though they’ve done some running around with Napalm Death, they are NOT on the Immolation WOD tour: that is Skin-LESS, not Skin-LAB, you fucking retarded homosexual faggot coprophile (Yeah, you eat shit AND dick, motherfucker). You know I fucked your sister? Yeah, hard and raw - right in her fucking cherry ass, you cock-chugging bitch (I’m not kidding). And I dumped a sanguineous load in your mom’s mouth, too. But what the fuck should I expect from a diehard Machine Head fan who dropped out of high school for "personal reasons"? Not fucking much. Get some more tattoos. "Snake’s a bad ass guitarist, man!" Snake is a fucking tool: I Name My Pain Menstrual Cramps. ‘Snake’? ‘Snake’? What the fuck IS THAT?!?!? The fucking name alone is the quintessence of trisomic retardation. You are a fucking goddamn loser. God hates you. Yeah, Steev the Dyslexicon is a real hard ass thug: well come and kill me you fuckmonkey mongoloid cross-eyed motherfucker. I wouldn’t give a fuck about this uninventive ten-cut "aggro" bullshit if was produced by Jesus fucking Christ himself (no, not the Son of God - the screaming queen keyboardist from Ancient), much less Andy Sneap (I swear to god that motherfucker produces Nevermore albums). And, NO, I will NOT see Sam Black Church with you, because I loathe you.

Any enthusiastic dap I might have given these jokers for "Bound, Fagged & Blindfolded," I renig; if you don’t like it, send ‘Swallowpoint Management’ out to ‘get me.’ Fuckers.

Written By: Nameless Dread