Even though I’m so god damn hung over right now from shotting whiskey last night and I had only one beer in the fridge for my breakfast drink, this album makes me wanna jump up and down on my bed and scream "HAIL SATAN YOU ABONIMABLE LORD OF THE SULPHUR FILLED ABYSS!!!" while raising my thumbs and little fingers in the air (yes, when I’m feeling "metal" I like to show off the internationally recognized hand signal for telephone, you cocksmoking, pillow biting, AIDS-ridden fag-lover. Get yourself some T-cells, piece of shit). This is blackened thrash of the finest quality, and kudos to fucking Lino for his incredible vocals. I know comparing stuff to Reign In Blood is a bit of a cliché as gay orgies backstage at Six Feet Under-concerts, but in the case of Survival Guide To The Apocalypse it’s justified. Great riffs, great vocals (including Tom Araya-esque falsetto screams), great songs, and overall a great record. Buy this or forever walk among the gay.

Written By: Krig