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  • The Sins Of Thy Beloved “Perpetual Desolation”

    Fuck! You’d think some retarded Nuclear Blast "metal" band (Satyricon certainly comes to mind rather quickly…) would’ve taken the crown as the stupidest fucking thing in recorded history to ever emerge from guitar-based music, but you’d be barking up the wrong tree. I have enough contempt for so-called "goth metal" to fuel Thomas the tank [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/thesinsofthybeloved-perpetualdesolation_2/

  • Mayhem “Grand Declaration Of War”

    Approx 1993, I lost respect for Euronymous for claiming to be a communist, which is even stupider than actually being one. Approx 1996, when I finally heard Deathcrush, I lost respect for Maniac, for being a hugely shite vocalist. In 1999 I lost respect for Hellhammer, for the Kovenant’s abortion of an album Animatronic. I [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mayhem-granddeclarationofwar_2/

  • Last Days Of Humanity “Hymns Of Indigestible Suppuration”

    Last Days Of Humanity’s vocalist, Bart Bouwmans (in the fucking Netherlands he probably wasn’t even teased as a child…) sounds like a fucking alligator. Of course he’s pitched way the fuck down even beyond whatever subsonic yardstick it is Mortician tune their guitars to, but this only makes him sound even MORE furiously fuckbrutal. Considering [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/lastdaysofhumanity-hymnsofindigestiblesuppuration_02/

  • Intense Hammer Rage “Avagoyamugs”

    THIS is what it’s all about. Starting off with pretty much the best intro I’ve ever heard in grindcore (Aussie Aussie Aussie!,) Australia’s finest pummel my inferior Nordic ass to what resembles barely connected shreds through fifteen tracks of goregrind of the finest breed. I was expecting this to be a far sight simpler and [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/intensehammerrage-avagoyamugs_02/

  • Today Is The Day “In The Eyes Of God”

    Not a lot is new in the Today Is The Day camp. Well, the line-up is, of course, but it always is. Relapse went on for approximately half an hour going on about how insanely brutal and evil this is, "with the subtlety of the world’s end," "funeral march for the masses," etc etc etc. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/todayistheday-intheeyesofgod/

  • Taake “Natesstid”

    Raw, melodic Norwegian black metal invoking feelings associated with the city of Bergen. The first riff of the first song is the best part of this album, the rest of it I never got much out of . This should explain everything better: Abbas: I can’t get too into this Taake CD right now, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/taake-natesstid/

  • Subterranean “Totus Corpus”

    Here’s a list of some of the things you won’t find on Totus Corpus: well-balanced production courtesy of Napalm Records, orchestral synthscapes of vast proportions, glorious harmonies, Sarah Jezeebel Deva, Steinar Sverd, Sigurd Wongraven, Snorre Ruch, Jan Axel Blomberg, Kristoffer Rygg and Phil McCrevice. I promise, none of these are to be found. The cover [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/subterranean-totuscorpus/

  • Obligatorisk Torture “Obligatorisk Torture”

    My initial reaction to Obligatorisk Tortyr, before I actually heard the band, was of complete awe. Following a link to their homepage from nasum.com, for some reason I pretty much immediately went for their lyrics section, and was greeted with lyrics to every song off this album - by far the best lyrics I have [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/obligatorisktortyr-obligatorisktortyr/

  • Nasum “Human 2.0″

    Mieszko A. Talarczyk, guitarist and vocalist of Nasum, is the most pissed off person in the universe. His vocal performance and lyrical work on Human 2.0 reaches such heights of aggression it makes Brutal Truth come off as porn soundtracks, early Napalm Death as the very music they rebelled against and Terrorizer as new age [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/nasum-human20/

  • Nattefrost “Blood And Vomit”

    It took me fuck knows how many years of reviewing records to find a use for this word right here: tripe. Fuck this inane blabber, fuck the senselessly pathetic "True narrow-minded black metal" wankery and most of all, fuck every idiot out there who thinks this project is anything but a cash-in filler. Does anyone [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/nattefrost-bloodandvomit/