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  • My Dying Bride “Songs Of Darkness, Words Of Light”

    I thought Peaceville were officially in the reissuing business by now, but lo and behold, they release a new album by My Dying Bride. Now, to put it severely lightly, My Dying Bride is one of my absolute favorite bands in the history of all music I have ever heard. Turn Loose The Swans is [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mydyingbride-songsofdarknesswordsoflight/

  • Mortician “Chainsaw Dismemberment”

    I’ve heard of Mortician before, but I’ve never actually heard the band. Three minutes into this CD I’m thinking that was just as well. First there’s an immensely boring sample from some mundane horror movie or whatever, that seems to go on for fucking ever, and we get going with non-stop blasting. Non-stop blasting. Then [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-chainsawdismemberment/

  • Mortician “Domain Of Death”

    Whoa! This rocks! There’s 50,000 intros with samples from WAY COOL horror movies and there’s ULTRA BRUTAL SUPER FAST blasting all over the record!!! And there’s pitch shifted vocals!!! I listened through six songs I downloaded from the band’s web page, and among them there is not a single worthwhile musical idea. In other words, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-domainofdeath/

  • Mortician “Hacked Up For Barbeque & Zombie Apocalypse”

    Give it a fucking rest, already. Relapse released Mortician’s last travesty Darkest Day Of Horror (what a fucking crock of shit title that is, by the way) just last year, and here I’m going to have to deal with a reissue of Hacked Up For Barbeque (again a fucking ridiculous title, probably appealing to [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-hackedupforbarbequezombieapocalypse/

  • Deicide “Scars Of The Crucifix”

    This is what happens when you’ve said everything you have to say, and some idiot still signs your stupid fucking band. Has anyone noticed that Ben Glenton has been pulling off the same vocal patterns on every album Deicide has ever done since Legion? Not only that, he still can’t figure as much as half [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/deicide-scarsofthecrucifix/

  • Darkthrone “Sardonic Wrath”

    Every review you’re gonna read of this album is going to start out with something ala "DARKTHRONE IS BACK!!!!!!!" or "Following a ride in the way-back-machine…" so since I’m the first person I’ve seen reviewing this I’m gonna work through the clichés right here: DARKTHRONE IS BACK!!!!!!! I really don’t care what the hell happened [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/darkthrone-sardonicwrath/

  • Darkthrone “Preparing For War”

    The sticker on this fairly well-packaged digipak tells "The ultimate collection of classic unholy black metal from Norway’s favorite sons featuring rare and unreleased tracks. Over 70 minutes of pure blasphemous mayhem." I disagree. So… how shit is it? How funny are Fenriz’s liner notes? And, as I’m sure most of you will be asking [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/darkthrone-preparingforwar/

  • Darkthrone “Plaguewielder”

    (Original Review): And to think that this is the band that released Transilvanian Hunger. We used to blame this on the demise of Zephyrous, until it surfaced that he left the band after Under A Funeral Moon, thereby being absent on the album universally regarded as black metal’s high point, the Reign In Blood of black [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/darkthrone-plaguewielder/

  • An Interview With Ricey & A.B.

    Teufel: You guys have had a lot go on the past few weeks with the whole incident involving Australian customs officials. Express to me in your best words how this went down? I’m assuming it was probably 5am while you were fast asleep that they decided to storm the place. Cowardly bastards! Ricey: [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/interviews/intensehammerrage-2001/

  • Dumbest. Hate Mail. Ever.

    To: Angry Norse From: ChptrOfAccidents@###.com Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 02:47:34 EDT Subject: (no subject) "Whoa! This rocks! There’s 50,000 intros with samples from WAY COOL horror movies and there’s ULTRA BRUTAL SUPER FAST blasting all over the record!!! And there’s pitch shifted vocals!!!" Tell me do you know what a pitchshifter is because Mortician doesnt use one, you moron. Teufel [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/hatemail/dumbest-hate-mail-ever/