Cradle Of Filth

• Proof That Americans Have Shitty Taste In Metal

  Blabbermouth reports that British goth metallers Cradle Of Filth, whose brand of gothic black metal is gayer than a Richard Simmons infomercial, have cracked the Billboard 200 charts with the release of their most recent steaming turd, Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder. Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder, the new album from the British extreme metal band [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/proof-that-americans-have-shitty-taste-in-metal/

• Cradle Of Filth “Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder”

  I can’t believe it. I utterly can’t believe it. Cradle of Filth actually managed to do it. They actually managed to create the gayest thing I have ever heard. EVER. This is easily gayer than any of their past releases. Damnation and a Day? That thing is practically Last Days of Humanity compared to this. [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-godspeedonthedevilsthunder/

• Arr… Matey! I’m Going To Poop On Your Front Deck… Possibly The Veranda

  To: Teufel From: Frost frosten Date: May 30, 2008 6:48AM Subject: Hi. a few questions , take a second mate Ohoy ‘ 1. How can you review 3 Cradle of filth albums without listenign to them? cus you state in Cradle Of Filth Nymphetamine - and i quote “I can honestly say, before today I’d never bothered listening [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/hatemail/arr-matey-im-going-to-poop-on-your-front-deck-possibly-the-veranda/

• Cradle Of Filth “Midian”

  This album isn’t fucking even worth a review. I don’t think I can put into words how bad this band really got. I’m not going to review this as a person who hates Cradle Of Filth because everyone likes them, that would be completely retarded and unfair of me. I try to [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-midian_2/

• Various Artists “Roadrunner United: The All-Star Sessions”

  Little history lesson for those just tuning in: back in the 80’s and early part of the 90’s, Roadrunner Records was actually a decent label for thrash and death metal. They had Sadus, Immolation, Gorguts, Sepultura, Suffocation, Cynic, Pestilence, Believer, and a bunch of other lesser acts that made them a hot commodity in the [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-roadrunnerunitedtheallstarsessions/

• Hecate Enthroned “Dark Requiems…”

  My first taste of Hecate Enthroned’s music was when I received the Blackend 3 compilation which featured "Danse Macabre" and "The Spell Of The Winter Forest" from the band’s ‘97 release The Slaughter Of Innocence, A Requiem For The Mighty. The two tracks were quite different, "Danse Macabre" was more of a typical Cradle [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/hecateenthroned-darkrequiems/

• Cradle Of Filth “Nymphetamine”

  I can honestly say, before today I’d never bothered listening to a single Cradle Of Filth song from any of their previous albums. Perhaps I’m a bit pre-judgmental, but, just by looking at the album covers, with the gothic imagery and rather homely looking women, I pretty much figured that Cradle Of Filth just [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-nymphetamine/

• Cradle Of Filth “Midian”

  These gayass cock-guzzling faggot-bitches are just that. Am I a heterosexist homophobe? Or am I a misanthropic neo-pagan purist-realist national socialist-satanist who has a preoccupation for kicking peoples’ asses and drawing butterfly knives and loaded firearms at parties and in crowded restaurants like Dead had for razorblades and bondage-torture snuff films? You decide. [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-midian/

• Cradle Of Filth “Cruelty And The Beast”

  This CD is horrible. I won’t even waste my time. If you buy this and enjoy it you are more than likely a fucking fag, so there is no reason to try to insult you.
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-crueltyandthebeast/

• Cradle Of Filth “Bitter Suites To Succubi”

  Androgynous fag-rockers churn out more commercial urine, satiating the thirsts of all queer golden showerers everywhere. This time they recycle crap from their gay heyday, coupled with some new unoriginal crap and a cover of "No Time To Imbibe Seamen" by those blisteringly intense noise mavens Sisters Of Mercy — cementing their names in [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-bittersuitestosuccubi/

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