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Cradle Of Filth

  • Today’s Lesson: How To Become A Homosexual, Step 1 - Listen To Cradle Of Filth

    To: Teufel From: Brian Date: Sun, 04 Sep 2005 17:54:43 -0500 Subject: Teufel’s Tomb Hi. I just discovered your site like 3 weeks ago and I like it very much. The reviews are very well thought out and well written….except for the Cradle of filth reviews. I am a huge Cradle of filth fan and I don’t understand why [...]
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  • Oscar Seems Grouchy After We Peed On His Idol

    To: Leif From: Oscar Albretsen Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 15:07:40 -0700 Subject: So, how’s the new ‘N Sync album? Well, I know you’re not an ‘N Sync fan, but you may as well be. You listen to music for the exact same reason ‘N Sync fans do: Because it fits in with your own self-image. How else could [...]
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  • Extreme Power Metal Breeds Extremely Stupid Fans

    To: Destro From: tobias mutha Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2001 21:50:35 -0600 (CST) Subject: cradle of filth midian first of all im a power metal fan (slayer, nevermore, virgin steele, shadow keep-best debut album ive ever heard). i own not one black metal cd, but i listened to this at a record store and quite frankly i liked [...]
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  • Brujeria? Who Cares-ia?

    To: Teufel From: Alberto A Gonzalez Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2001 22:11:19 -0500 Subject: VALENTINE LETTER FOR TEUFEL Dear teufel: First of all i’am a MEXICAN fucking metal head, and i sincerley want to tell you: i have never heard any queerest name what the fuck is that shit sound like ETUFEY with fucking homocrawfish upon the rice. You know even [...]
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  • MORE ANGRY TYPING IN ALL CAPS

    To: Teufel From: Metalika91@###.com Date: Sat, 13 Jan 2001 01:35:09 EST Subject: (no subject) GOD, CRADLE OF FILTH KICKS MAJOR ASS!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! CRUELTY AND THE BEAST IS A BAD ASS ALBUM, ONE OF THEIR BEST AND YOU GIVE IT A ZERO OUT OF TEN!!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK, ROT IN FUCKIN HELL BITCH! Teufel Responds: Well, you [...]
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  • "Hello, Dean? You’re A Stupid Head!"

    To: Teufel From: The NeKromancer Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2000 01:16:21 GMT Subject: about your reviews suck Hi, I read most of the reviews on the site. Frankly most of the reviews suck! Like the one for Six Feet Under Bonus CD. Whats his name said that the CD was boring and that the band was probably bored and shit. [...]
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  • "Not Only Am I The President Of The Dani Filth Fan Club, But I’m Also Gay"

    To: Teufel From: White Family & Friends Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 20:19:59 -0600 Subject: Crae of Filth review I was utterly stunned at your review of Cradle of Filth’s Cruelty and the Beast. Anybody with an ounce of actual musical experience could appreciate the songwriting and structure of this album. Perhaps you’re just in denial about the fact [...]
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  • Duhr! Duhr! Duhr! Duhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

    To: Teufel From: Rob MacDonald Date: Tue, 30 May 2000 15:37:35 -0600 Subject: Reviews fit only for a fag (like you HAHAH) Hey fucker, Tuflel, you suck, just thought I’d let you fucking know that. Cause hey, you go and fucking say bands are garbage, when you can’t fucking do even CLOSE to the awesome shit Cradle of Filth [...]
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  • Malaysian’s Come In All Shapes And Sizes

    To: Teufel From: StarletWater@###.com Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 18:16:40 EDT Subject: Doofel is FUCKING GAY DECKROPHILIAC You are fucking gay, Cradle of Filth is fucking Awesome. I hate you, you do shitty ass FUCKING reviews!!!! DIE BITCH. This is a pic. of YOU! [Unable to display image] Teufel Responds: Wow. I don’t know what to say to all of that. [...]
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