Crash Music

Twin Method “The Volume of Self”
So, Teufel sent out his usual promo packs of stuff to review, and I- being a masochist- volunteered to review this album. Man, I really got to stop doing this if I favor my sanity. Upon playing Twin Method for 30 seconds, I immediately stopped and made this prediction: every member of the band would have [...]
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Imperial Crystalline Entombment “Apocalyptic End In White”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my fucking God, this by far is the worst black metal album cover I’ve ever seen. Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Rubbing K-Y Over Joseph’s Genitals, who thought this was a good idea? It’s like a stylish Euro-dance video director decided to do a black metal photo shoot purely influenced by a gay man’s [...]
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/imperialcrystallineentombment-apocalypticendinwhite/
Disgorge (US) “Parallels Of Infinite Torture”
As I’m sure the most brutal of the brutal already know, there is a new Disgorge CD out. As I’m sure they also know, this latest offering of hitting the snare drum really fast, burping into a microphone and tastefully incorporating 38-variations of the same chug-chug riff into each song does not fail to deliver [...]
http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/disgorge_us-parallelsofinfinitetorture/