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  • The Crown “Deathrace King”

    Holy shit, what a fucking amazing follow-up to their last album, Hell is Here! The Crown take their brand of thrashy death metal and grace us with this masterpiece known as Deathrace King. Albums like this keep death metal, a style of music that unfortunately is plagued with bands that just seem to [...]
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  • Cradle Of Filth “Midian”

    This album isn’t fucking even worth a review. I don’t think I can put into words how bad this band really got. I’m not going to review this as a person who hates Cradle Of Filth because everyone likes them, that would be completely retarded and unfair of me. I try to [...]
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  • Cadaver Inc “Discipline”

    So you just murdered someone. What now? Do you try to remove the corpse yourself in a sloppy manner leaving precious evidence that may convict you behind. Do you torch the place, possibly leaving the skeleton which could be identified by dental records. Why all the fuss when you can call on the leading provider [...]
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  • Ulver “Perdition City”

    To be honest, a review of this album doesn’t belong on this site simply because it’s not a metal album. Ulver has moved beyond metal all together with Perdition City, and have moved into the Acid Jazz/Trip Hop genre. This is far gone even from their experimental double CD Themes From William Blake’s [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/ulver-perditioncity/

  • Total War “We Are Total War”

    So I was once told of some feud between David Parland and Paul of Necropolis. Something about one of the WAR albums being released without permission or something of that nature. So after a lot of bad press I suppose the two put their differences aside so that the two WAR albums [...]
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  • The Berzerker “The Berzerker”

    Originally I remember this group being strictly a gabber project very akin to such speedcore groups as Delta 9, DOA and Nasembluten. I always dug their remix of Deicide’s "Once Upon The Cross" and the Morbid Angel tracks on the Hellspawn CD Earache released. I’m not really sure when this Australian band started [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/theberzerker-theberzerker/

  • Six Feet Under “True Carnage (Promo)”

    Ok, so I’ll admit it. I thought Maximum Violence was a pretty decent album. It had some really good songs on it, there was some crap, but overall I will say I liked it. But what the fuck? I get this promo of their upcoming album True Carnage and the only [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/sixfeetunder-truecarnage_promo/

  • Six Feet Under “Graveyard Classics”

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? This has got to be a joke, Chris and all the boys sat around the campfire in the swamps of Florida, smoking pot and said, "WELL YA KNOW, SINCE WE RUIN OUR OWN SONGS, HOW ABOUT WE RUIN OTHER PEOPLE’S SONGS?" And so begins the road to ruin known as [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/sixfeetunder-graveyardclassics/

  • Neurosis “Sovereign”

    Relapse recording artists Neurosis have joined together once again on their own independent label to release an appetizer for their new release A Sun That Never Sets. On this album they stick to the formula that has worked so well for them over the past few years; an apocalyptic storm of thunderous bass driven [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/neurosis-sovereign/

  • Marduk “Obedience”

    I fucking hate Marduk right now. Why? Not because of their music, honestly I can’t think of a band that puts out consistently good releases as Marduk does. I still really hate Marduk right now. ot because they started some new trend, they are still as vicious as ever. I [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/marduk-obedience/