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  • Dummy Booger Accuse Hell Music Festival Organizers Of Embezzlement

    God-fucking-awful Norwegian symphonic black metallers Dimmu Borgir are planning on suing the organizers of the Hell Music Festival, according to a post on Blabbermouth. Norwegian symphonic black metallers DIMMU BORGIR have accused the organizers of Norway’s Hell Music Festival of embezzling 70,000 Norwegian kroners (approximately $11,500) from the band’s merchandise sales proceeds, according to the newspaper [...]
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  • Dummy Booger Singer Gets Nicolas Cage’s Sloppy Seconds

    I can’t even make up something this ridiculous. Blabbermouth reports: Actress and philanthropic fashion designer Christina Fulton has announced her engagement to Stian Thoresen, also known as Shagrath, frontman for the Norwegian black metal band DIMMU BORGIR. The couple will wed in a private sunset ceremony on September 20, 2008, at the world-renowned Prekestolen in [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/dummy-booger-singer-gets-nicolas-cages-sloppy-seconds/

  • Dimmu Borgir “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”

    Hey! Nick Barker looks like a more portly version of Rob Halford in that gay Two band. The intro to this fecal monstrosity is performed by a Norwegian orchestra, which is just plain gay. If you’re going to utilize an actual orchestra, don’t have them play something that sounds like the shitty [...]
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  • Dimmu Borgir “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”

    Pisspooritanical Euphaggoty Mismanagement-of-Nicholas’-drumming-talent. While American black metal acts wow you with their talentless nein-production efforts, equally bad Euro trash like Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth wow you with jarringly over-produced talentless albums. The only person worth a fuck here is good old St. Nick. Why he fucks around with terrible bands is beyond [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/dimmuborgir-puritanicaleuphoricmisanthropia_2/

  • Various Artists “Blackend 3″

    In all honesty, I’ve never really listened to black metal much before hearing the third Blackened compilation from Metal Blade Records’ bm sub-label Blackend Records. After listening to all twenty-four tracks on the double CD, I’m very much interested in checking out other material in the genre. The first CD is the best [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-blackend3/

  • Lock Up “Pleasures Pave Sewers”

    I first heard about a new side-project involving Nick Barker (Dimmu Borgir, ex-Cradle Of Filth), Jesse Pintado and Shane Embury (Napalm Death) and L.G. Petrov (Entombed) early last year. This line-up intrigued me and I wasn’t sure what to expect. Nick, Jesse and Shane are all members of Brujeria, so I assumed the [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/lockup-pleasurespavesewers/

  • Dimmu Borgir “Godless Savage Garden”

    Once again we are unfortunately bestowed with another Dimmu Borgir album, this time with even more attempts to turn "black metal&quot (I use the term VERY lightly with them) into glam metal. I never really saw the appeal of these chaps, they don’t play especially well (some like to call it technical, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/dimmuborgir-godlesssavagegarden/

  • Dimmu Borgir “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”

    Release after release, Dimmu Borgir has successfully changed their sound, both production and style, and Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia is no exception. The intro is an interesting piece. Composed of violins, synths and some other classical instruments, it carries a sort of movie soundtrack feel. Sorrowful and haunting, I couldn’t think of a more fitting intro [...]
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  • Dimmu Borgir “Spiritual Black Dimensions”

    Upon hitting the play button on my CD player, I had a feeling of deja-vu. I boiled my own urine in a pot on the stove when I was about 12 or 13. Or 18. Anyway, as the urine started to boil, which took much longer to than your average water, [...]
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  • Brujeria? Who Cares-ia?

    To: Teufel From: Alberto A Gonzalez Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2001 22:11:19 -0500 Subject: VALENTINE LETTER FOR TEUFEL Dear teufel: First of all i’am a MEXICAN fucking metal head, and i sincerley want to tell you: i have never heard any queerest name what the fuck is that shit sound like ETUFEY with fucking homocrawfish upon the rice. You know even [...]
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