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  • Fatalist Working On Ibex Moon Records Debut

    Blabbermouth reports that Fatalist are putting the finishing touches on their Ibex Moon Records full length debut. FATALIST — the band formed by ex-members of EXHUMED, UPHILL BATTLE, and STUMP to play old-school Swedish death metal in the vein of ENTOMBED, DISMEMBER and UNLEASHED — are currently finishing up work on their debut album, titled The [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/fatalist-working-on-ibex-moon-records-debut/

  • Various Artists “Wizards Of Gore : Tribute To Impetigo”

    When I first heard that Razorback Records were putting together a tribute to Impetigo the first thought that came to mind was "Impetigo sucked, why would anyone want to pay tribute to them?", then I heard that Last Days Of Humanity, Vampiric Motives, Machetazo and Impaled recorded covers and I decided to at least give [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-wizardsofgoreatributetoimpetigo/

  • Various Artists “Requiems Of Revulsion : A Tribute To Carcass”

    Anyone who knows me even remotely well realizes that I am, indeed, a Carcass fan and have been ever since I first heard "Corporeal Jigsore Quandary" off of one of my all-time favorite albums, Necroticism - Descanting The Insalubrious back in 1992 at the tender age of 15. Yes, even back then I was [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-requiemsofrevulsionatributetocarcass/

  • Impaled “The Dead Shall Dead Remain”

    There are people who may wonder as to the validity of any comment I may make with regards to Impaled and the release of their new CD, The Dead Shall Dead Remain. Not only have I known the guitarist, Leon del Muerte, since he was a member of Exhumed and has generously given me [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/impaled-thedeadshalldeadremain/

  • Impaled “From Here To Colostomy”

    Considering guitarist/vocalist Leon del Muerte was too cheap to send me a copy of the demo and got lazy and "lost" the interview I sent him, I decided to be an asshole and download his band Impaled’s demo off of their website, of course, he put it up there so people would go out of [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/impaled-fromheretocolostomy/

  • Impaled “Death After Life”

    Three years after their departure from the horribly failed Deathvomit label, Bay Area-gorethrashers Impaled are back with their third full length offering, Death After Life. Having heard all of their previous full length, split and EP releases, one thing has always struck me about Impaled; they’re great to listen to for a short time, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/impaled-deathafterlife/

  • Impaled “Choice Cuts”

    "People who insult bands they like in reviews are lame." Coming from a guy who sings about poop while wearing tight-fitting leather pants, Impaled’s guitarist/low end vocalist, Leon del Muerte, has proven, once again, that he is an amazingly large homo. Of course, homosexuality runs rampant in Impaled, according to Abbas who told me of [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/impaled-choicecuts/

  • Exhumed “Gore Metal”

    I don’t get it. I totally dug early Carcass, their musical sickness still plagues my CD player fairly often. For some reason I just can’t seem to get all the way into their pseudo-clone Exhumed. The music is heavy, hard and fast, nothing wrong there, the blast beat drumming patterns are horrible, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/exhumed-goremetal/

  • Exhumed “Anatomy Is Destiny”

    Every time I hear the name Exhumed, I’m strangely reminded of the Simpsons episode where Little Vicky tries to teach Lisa how to tap dance. Every time I listen to them, they remain so Carcass-worshippingly formulaic, that the only thing that goes through my head is, instead of Little Vicky saying "Tappa-Tappa-Tappa" to explain [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/exhumed-anatomyisdestiny/

  • The Return Of Our Archnemesis, Dr. Retard

    To: Teufel From: Darryl Nightshade Date: Sat, 25 Mar 2000 03:26:41 EST Subject: The sad idiocy of your terrible website My, my, my. What a mess. I have seen and visited many Metal websites in my day, but never have I seen such a poor example of album reviewing or attempts at humor in my life. First of [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/hatemail/the-return-of-our-archnemesis-dr-retard/