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  • Leviathan “The Tenth Sub Level Of Suicide”

    Black metal is one of the most serious yet comical genres under the blanket of metal. Just look at the corpse paint, gauntlets and the bands that focus on their image as opposed to quality tunes. Some really great albums have been done in this style but many times the message and antics [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/leviathan-thetenthsublevelofsuicide/

  • Leng Tch’e “Man Made Predator”

    Opening up with an Army Of Darkness sample and later on the album a song making fun of hippies, I knew this was going to rip. Grinding with a nice stout production (the double bass sounds full instead of keyboard clicks), these Belgium lads have crafted a mighty fine piece of work. It’s [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/lengtche-manmadepredator/

  • Goatsblood “Drull”

    When I first listened to this album, I fucking hated it. It was all over the place and did not contain any cohesion at all. Many listens later, I have completely changed my mind, it just clicked. I do not know if it was the mood I was in or I was [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/goatsblood-drull/

  • Fall Of The Bastards “Dusk Of An Ancient Age”

    Oregon is a perfect breeding ground for the blacker and crustier side of extreme metal. It has plenty of grim forests, it rains and loads of people smoke pot there (which we all know produces hippies and smelly people). Fall Of The Bastards encompasses all of these qualities with their thrashing and galloping [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/fallofthebastards-duskofanancientage/

  • Commit Suicide “Synthetics”

    Serving up an obese slab of technical death metal, Commit Suicide fail to keep my attention on this latest album. I mildly enjoyed Human Larvae but I always thought something was to be desired, something was missing from that album. I was really looking forward to this, hoping they could step it up [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/commitsuicide-synthetics/

  • Bloodbath “Nightmares Made Flesh”

    Another wonderful super group. I never listened to Bloodbath’s first album because everything I read contained the words "super group." Instant pass. I guess some dudes from Opeth (instant twink points), Dan Swayze and now some fag from Hypocrisy are what amounts to Bloodbath. Hypocrisy fucking sucks a ton of donkey [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/bloodbath-nightmaresmadeflesh/

  • Welkin “Angel Inside”

    I had heard and read a ton of hype about this band so I figured I’d give them a shot and picked their disc up. Welkin is from the ultra-badass country of Belgium, a country known for bitchin’ waffles, fantastic beer, Leng Tch’e and great action flicks courtesy of coke-fiend Jean Claude Van Damme [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/welkin-angelinside/