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  • Deicide To Tour US With Vital Remains, Order Of Ennead & Adrift

    Blabbermouth reports that Deicide will be hitting the road in 2009 with some familiar faces. DEICIDE and VITAL REMAINS will team up for THE extreme metal package tour of 2009. The two bands will bring their infamous live performances to major markets across the United States in February. Support on all dates will come from ORDER [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/deicide-to-tour-us-with-vital-remains-order-of-ennead-adrift/

  • Mayor Declares Nov. 28th “AC/DC Day”, I Declare Him A Retard

    Vancouver Mayor Sam Sullivan is a retard. He’s also a cripple in a wheel chair. Every time he opens his mouth on any subject I imagine he’s Timmy from South Park. I think Timmy would probably do a better job, come to think of it. In his latest stroke of genius, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/mayor-declares-nov-28th-acdc-day-i-declare-him-a-retard/

  • The Chuck Norris Experiment “The Chuck Norris Experiment”

    What the fuck is this doing here? The Chuck Norris Experiment sounds like they might play spazz-happy quirk-grind in the vein of The Locust, Dillinger Escape Plan, Daughters, An Albatross, and other cutesy-poo ironic garbage, but there is a far more vile sort of suck a foot here. This is really puerile simple minded cock-rock along the [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/thechucknorrisexperiment-thechucknorrisexperiment/

  • Lordi “The Arockalypse”

    For those barely paying attention to the music business as a whole, Lordi won the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest, which was "shocking" since said contest tends to favour Céline Dion, ABBA, Katrina and the Waves and other such monsters of rock. Lordi have parlayed that win into a North American domestic release for The [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/lordi-thearockalypse/