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  • Hi! My Name Is Teufel And I’m A Violent Homophobe Because Metallica Is Gay!

    To: Teufel From: SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU Date: September 13, 2008 1:21PM Subject: Metallica “Death Magnetic” Review Ladies and Gents, this is the definition of a complete GAY BASHING,VIOLENT JACKOFF who actually thinks, PEOPLE LISTEN TO HIM, PEOPLE CARE WHAT HE SAYS, OR LET ALONE, WHAT HE THINKS! OK, 1st let’s say fuck a lot. I guess he needs [...]
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  • Metallica Fans: Nature’s Retard

    To: Teufel From: PAUL Date: September 5, 2008 9:46AM Subject: Metallica “Death Magnetic” Review DEATH MAGNETIC IS THE BEST METALLICA HAVE EVER MADE IT’S GREAT,ORIGINAL,BRILLIANT!!!THE RIFFS ARE INCREDIBLE IT’S REALLY THE SEQUEL OF MASTER OF PUPPETS,IF YOU REALLY LOVE METALLICA THIS IS THE PERFECT ALBUM FOR YOU!!!THEY KICKS FUCKING ASSS!!THIS ALBUM IS PSYCHO!!VERY VERY GOOD ALBUM AND VERY VERY [...]
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  • What What? In The Butt! What What? In The Butt!

    To: Teufel From: French Gruwer Date: August 27, 2008 9:05AM Subject: Dragonforce “Ultra Beatdown” Review Oh, wow! That is the stupidest thing I have ever read. If you’re trying to be ironical, it’s a sheer failure! What you need to keep in mind now, sir, is that you clearly aren’t a reference and that working for such a website [...]
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  • Pakistanis Hate Buttbands… Whatever A Buttband Is…

    To: Teufel From: Corpse Grinder Date: July 23, 2008 11:22PM Subject: need you help man Hey man what’s up? I’m the biggest fan of www.teufelstomb.com and I bought every single cd that you praised or recommended on the site and I never found even one of them disappointing. I live in Pakistan and I need your help, the problem [...]
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  • Arr… Matey! I’m Going To Poop On Your Front Deck… Possibly The Veranda

    To: Teufel From: Frost frosten Date: May 30, 2008 6:48AM Subject: Hi. a few questions , take a second mate Ohoy ‘ 1. How can you review 3 Cradle of filth albums without listenign to them? cus you state in Cradle Of Filth Nymphetamine - and i quote “I can honestly say, before today I’d never bothered listening [...]
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  • I’ve Given Up Trying To Figure Out What The Fuck These Retards Are Talking About

    To: Teufel From: Rex Tenebrorum Date: December 28, 2007 10:36:05 AM Subject: HATE MAIL Hey Teufel’s Tomb, I am writing from Spain ( I hope you know there it is) and I would like to appear on your “hate Mail”. Yes, yes… I know that the only requirement in order to turn up on this mentiones section is to [...]
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  • I Cannot Wait To Get Back To Mother Russia So I May Caress The Soft Stubble Of My Wife

    To: Teufel From: Dima Korotkov Date: September 26, 2007 9:27AM Subject: Night WinD hi! many times ago we sent you CD The Midnight’s Dances Night WinD! you wrote that you accepted our CD! you promised to write your review+interview about us! we visited your web-site but didn’t find your review+interview about us! do it please as soon as possible! write us that you wrote it [...]
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  • Hah-Hah! You Like Mortician… I Think?!?!?

    To: Teufel From: John Date: September 20, 2007 9:57PM Subject: Tribute to Mortician (I would have posted this in your forums but I can’t?) I don’t understand why Necro-tron was giving tribute so much shit,..– nevermind let me start over. Okay NYDM obviously is just a bunch of old men trying to look tough riding bikes and listening to death [...]
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  • Milk, Cookies And An 8″x10″ Of My Cock On Your Forehead

    To: Teufel From: srgjsj afgns Date: August 8, 2007 9:27AM Subject: C is for cookie! [Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C Let's think of other things That starts with C Oh, who cares about the other things?] C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for cookie, that’s good [...]
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  • We’re Always Here To Help… We Just Choose Not To

    To: Teufel From: Paul McGowan Date: July 20, 2007 6:30AM Subject: RARE SONG LYRICS HI, I THINK I MAY OF ASKED YOU BEFORE BUT I WILL TRY AGAIN, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SEEN FOR A LONG TIME AND I THINK YOU MAY KNOW THE LYRICS TO IDENTIFY THIS SONG.”DOES ANYBODY WONDER, DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE,” SUNG IN A [...]
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