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  • Deicide “Insineratehymn”

    Deicide is the longest running joke in the extreme metal underground. After releasing gay album after gay album, the released the MONUMENTALLY gay Insineratehymn, or as upon first glance "Interstate Hymn", with a name like that I thought they had decided to write songs for all of their hillbilly fans, and this album was [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/deicide-insineratehymn_3/

  • Marduk “Panzer Division Marduk”

    I officially changed the name of this CD to "Pansy Division Moredick", because that is exactly what this CD craves; more dick! At first incredibly fast and brutal blackmetal is interesting, but after a while I prefer some ambiance or at least some feeling or atmosphere, but there is none to be found here. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/marduk-panzerdivisionmarduk_2/

  • Devourment “Molesting The Decapitated”

    This band reminds me a lot of Mortal Decay, not musically or lyrically, but the fact that I feel stupider with every listen. In the quest for being the most brutal band on the planet, I do believe that Devourment is king. From the doooowwwn tuned guitars to the semi interesting drumming this [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/devourment-molestingthedecapitated_2/

  • Deeds Of Flesh “Path Of The Weakening”

    While I admit I’m not the biggest fan of death metal out there, I do know what is good shit, and this CD definitely is. This is really fucking fast pure brutal death metal, nothing else. That is really the demise of the CD also. I really love the first two songs, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/deedsofflesh-pathoftheweakening_2/

  • Vile “Stench Of The Deceased”

    Someone really needs to take these guys’ Cannibal Corpse CDs away from them. This is 150% total Cannibal Corpse worship crap, nothing interesting at all. If you already have Butchered At Birth through Vile, you might as well own this CD. Why would anyone in the world want to clone such a [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/vile-stenchofthedeceased/

  • Viking Crown “Innocence From Hell”

    I met that Killjoy midget (by the way his name is Frank) at some gay metal concert a few years ago and he told me this was originally recorded back in 1992, and even long before this album came out, I knew it would be as gay as Eric and Abbas in a bed together. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/vikingcrown-innocencefromhell/

  • Swordmaster “Postmortem Tales”

    Swordmaster released a spectacular disk about two years back called The Wraths of Time, which was mainly just Dissection worship (considering Emil is Jon of Dissection’s little brother), but was a great disk never the less. Now, unfortunately, Swordmaster decided to quit playing melodic Swedish death and go for a retro feel. This [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/swordmaster-postmortemtales/

  • Sarcophagus “Requiem To The Death Of Passion”

    Sarcophagus is a band that has been around the US underground for about 6 or 7 years now bleeding forth black influenced death metal. It was never all too spectacular to me, but I liked their music. Now, they have unleashed what is possibly the best American CD in the past few years. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/sarcophagus-requiemtothedeathofpassion/

  • Opeth “Still Life”

    UUUGGGHHH… yet another worthless fucking release from this rock and roll "black metal" band. I can appreciate some of the other Opeth albums because they do have feeling and emotion in them, but this album is pure bullshit. From just listening to the entire album I can definitely see that this was created [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/opeth-stilllife/

  • Old Man’s Child “Ill Natured Spiritual Invasion”

    This album should be called "Kind-Natured Spiritual Walk-Through", for nothing about this is harsh or violent, mostly it comes off as sounding silly. I have never been a fan of Old Man’s Child and this album just drives my disdain for them deeper. What I was interested in, however, was that drum king [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/oldmanschild-illnaturedspiritualinvasion/