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  • Swordmaster “Postmortem Tales”

    Swordmaster released a spectacular disk about two years back called The Wraths of Time, which was mainly just Dissection worship (considering Emil is Jon of Dissection’s little brother), but was a great disk never the less. Now, unfortunately, Swordmaster decided to quit playing melodic Swedish death and go for a retro feel. This [...]
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  • Sarcophagus “Requiem To The Death Of Passion”

    Sarcophagus is a band that has been around the US underground for about 6 or 7 years now bleeding forth black influenced death metal. It was never all too spectacular to me, but I liked their music. Now, they have unleashed what is possibly the best American CD in the past few years. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/sarcophagus-requiemtothedeathofpassion/

  • Opeth “Still Life”

    UUUGGGHHH… yet another worthless fucking release from this rock and roll "black metal" band. I can appreciate some of the other Opeth albums because they do have feeling and emotion in them, but this album is pure bullshit. From just listening to the entire album I can definitely see that this was created [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/opeth-stilllife/

  • Old Man’s Child “Ill Natured Spiritual Invasion”

    This album should be called "Kind-Natured Spiritual Walk-Through", for nothing about this is harsh or violent, mostly it comes off as sounding silly. I have never been a fan of Old Man’s Child and this album just drives my disdain for them deeper. What I was interested in, however, was that drum king [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/oldmanschild-illnaturedspiritualinvasion/

  • Mayhem “Wolf’s Lair Abyss”

    Ahhh… Mayhem, one of the bands who got me into the underground so many years ago. Alas, like a good woman and bad sex Mayhem disappoints in so many ways. Mayhem has been around, maybe 12 years in some way or another and have released about 40 albums, tapes, and vinyls, on maybe [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mayhem-wolfslairabyss/

  • Internal Bleeding “Driven To Conquer”

    The worst part of this CD is that I paid for it. The "heaviest band on the planet" is back with a new waste of plastic to bore and annoy those with good taste. While I feel that all of Internal Bleeding’s material is pure and utter garbage, I can at least give [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/internalbleeding-driventoconquer/

  • In Flames “Colony”

    They should take the tank from the cover of the last Marduk album, line up all of the bands in Sweden and CRUSH THEM ALL! Why must we be bothered by all of this crap? From Dark Tranquillity, to Opeth, to Marduk, to this horrible band In Flames, we are constantly bothered by [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/inflames-colony/

  • Immortal “At The Heart Of Winter”

    AHAHAHhAhaHaHaHaHAH… look at these two fat fucking losers. These fat idiots decided to take pictures of themselves with silly looking clown paint on and their leather pants, but no shirts. Those tight pants make them look even sillier, did they think that people would fear them because they look like complete and total [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/immortal-attheheartofwinter/

  • Graveland “Immortal Pride”

    There is no reason to buy any more albums, because this is the only one you will ever need. It’s very hard to describe the greatness of this CD in simple words, but I will try. As with past Graveland CDs the music has progressed. From 1000 Swords to Following The Voice [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/graveland-immortalpride/

  • Gorgasm “Stabwound Intercourse”

    Wow, is there anything else to say? Gorgasm plays a style of death-grind that is simply impossible to grasp upon the first listen. This four piece utilizes three vocalists (one being a former member of Decrepit, and another from Ad-Infinitum)and one crazy as fuck drummer. One of the only problems this [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/gorgasm-stabwoundintercourse/