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  • Hi! My Name Is Teufel And I’m A Violent Homophobe Because Metallica Is Gay!

    To: Teufel From: SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU Date: September 13, 2008 1:21PM Subject: Metallica “Death Magnetic” Review Ladies and Gents, this is the definition of a complete GAY BASHING,VIOLENT JACKOFF who actually thinks, PEOPLE LISTEN TO HIM, PEOPLE CARE WHAT HE SAYS, OR LET ALONE, WHAT HE THINKS! OK, 1st let’s say fuck a lot. I guess he needs [...]
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  • Metallica Fans: Nature’s Retard

    To: Teufel From: PAUL Date: September 5, 2008 9:46AM Subject: Metallica “Death Magnetic” Review DEATH MAGNETIC IS THE BEST METALLICA HAVE EVER MADE IT’S GREAT,ORIGINAL,BRILLIANT!!!THE RIFFS ARE INCREDIBLE IT’S REALLY THE SEQUEL OF MASTER OF PUPPETS,IF YOU REALLY LOVE METALLICA THIS IS THE PERFECT ALBUM FOR YOU!!!THEY KICKS FUCKING ASSS!!THIS ALBUM IS PSYCHO!!VERY VERY GOOD ALBUM AND VERY VERY [...]
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  • Metallica “Death Magnetic”

    Five years since the release of the laughably bad St. Anger, Man Francisco-based Metallica are back with their ninth full length studio effort entitled Death Magnetic. For months the hype surrounding this album has been building with everyone claiming that Death Magnetic is Metallica’s triumphant return to the sound that made them famous in the [...]
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  • James Hetfield’s Still On the Wagon. I’m Supposed To Care Why?

    The Gauntlet, a site that exists for no legitimate reason, posted this bit of non-news about Metallica: Metallica rocker James Hetfield is struggling to stay off alcohol as the band embark on another world tour. The singer is a recovering alcoholic, who has managed 12 years without booze. But he admits its a hard temptation to resist [...]
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  • Kerrang! Is A Horrendous Piece Of Shit Magazine, Here’s Proof

    The Kerrang! Awards were held last night. Here are the award winners, and no, I’m not making any of this shit up, I swear; Kerrang! Best British Newcomer Award: Slaves To Gravity Kerrang! Best International Newcomer Award: Black Tide Kerrang! Best Video Award: Coheed And Cambria "Feathers" Kerrang! Spirit Of Independence Award: Dillinger Escape Plan Kerrang! Best Single Award: [...]
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  • Various Artists “Kerrang! Presents Remastered: Metallica’s Master of Puppets Revisited”

    There’s an interesting thing about cover albums and tribute compilations. On one hand, it’s great to see new, skilled bands breathe exciting, revitalizing life into minor classics and possibly improve on bad or flawed songs. On the other hand, the massive flood of cover compilations is ridiculously swamped with sub-par covers, crappy redux songs, and [...]
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  • KISS - The Kings Of Evil Devil Worshipping Black Metal

    To: Teufel From: anra16@#####.dk Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 11:21:19 +0100 (CET) Subject: FUCK YOU! Every damn review on your page is nothing more than you two fucking wimps who are bitching about metal… None of you faggots now anything about the scandinavian metal scene.. You fucking queers would hope that all bands become like Metallica so you could [...]
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