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  • Hah-Hah! You Like Mortician… I Think?!?!?

    To: Teufel From: John Date: September 20, 2007 9:57PM Subject: Tribute to Mortician (I would have posted this in your forums but I can’t?) I don’t understand why Necro-tron was giving tribute so much shit,..– nevermind let me start over. Okay NYDM obviously is just a bunch of old men trying to look tough riding bikes and listening to death [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/hatemail/hah-hah-you-like-mortician-i-think/

  • Various Artists “Wizards Of Gore : Tribute To Impetigo”

    When I first heard that Razorback Records were putting together a tribute to Impetigo the first thought that came to mind was "Impetigo sucked, why would anyone want to pay tribute to them?", then I heard that Last Days Of Humanity, Vampiric Motives, Machetazo and Impaled recorded covers and I decided to at least give [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-wizardsofgoreatributetoimpetigo/

  • Various Artists “Tribute To Mortician”

    The first question that comes to mind when seeing a tribute to Mortician is naturally "Who the fuck would make a tribute to Mortician?" If you can somehow answer that with a convincing answer, the next natural question would by "Why?" And if- by the gods- you somehow find an answer to that question, the [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/variousartists-tributetomortician/

  • Mortician “Chainsaw Dismemberment”

    I’ve heard of Mortician before, but I’ve never actually heard the band. Three minutes into this CD I’m thinking that was just as well. First there’s an immensely boring sample from some mundane horror movie or whatever, that seems to go on for fucking ever, and we get going with non-stop blasting. Non-stop blasting. Then [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-chainsawdismemberment/

  • Mortician “Domain Of Death”

    Whoa! This rocks! There’s 50,000 intros with samples from WAY COOL horror movies and there’s ULTRA BRUTAL SUPER FAST blasting all over the record!!! And there’s pitch shifted vocals!!! I listened through six songs I downloaded from the band’s web page, and among them there is not a single worthwhile musical idea. In other words, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-domainofdeath/

  • Mortician “Hacked Up For Barbeque & Zombie Apocalypse”

    Give it a fucking rest, already. Relapse released Mortician’s last travesty Darkest Day Of Horror (what a fucking crock of shit title that is, by the way) just last year, and here I’m going to have to deal with a reissue of Hacked Up For Barbeque (again a fucking ridiculous title, probably appealing to [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/mortician-hackedupforbarbequezombieapocalypse/

  • Dumbest. Hate Mail. Ever.

    To: Angry Norse From: ChptrOfAccidents@###.com Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 02:47:34 EDT Subject: (no subject) "Whoa! This rocks! There’s 50,000 intros with samples from WAY COOL horror movies and there’s ULTRA BRUTAL SUPER FAST blasting all over the record!!! And there’s pitch shifted vocals!!!" Tell me do you know what a pitchshifter is because Mortician doesnt use one, you moron. Teufel [...]
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