Roadrunner Records

• Trivium “Shogun”

  A new Trivium album. Whoopee. See this enthusiasm? You see this enthusiasm I can so easily contain? Yeah, I thought so.Shogun is really just an extension of The Crusade, with Trivium still producing watered-down thrash-influenced metalcore while riding the coattails of other artists. While the riffs aren’t completely blatant rip-offs like the rest of their [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/trivium-shogun/

• Proof That Americans Have Shitty Taste In Metal

  Blabbermouth reports that British goth metallers Cradle Of Filth, whose brand of gothic black metal is gayer than a Richard Simmons infomercial, have cracked the Billboard 200 charts with the release of their most recent steaming turd, Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder. Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder, the new album from the British extreme metal band [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/proof-that-americans-have-shitty-taste-in-metal/

• Cradle Of Filth “Godspeed On The Devil’s Thunder”

  I can’t believe it. I utterly can’t believe it. Cradle of Filth actually managed to do it. They actually managed to create the gayest thing I have ever heard. EVER. This is easily gayer than any of their past releases. Damnation and a Day? That thing is practically Last Days of Humanity compared to this. [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/cradleoffilth-godspeedonthedevilsthunder/

• Megadeth “United Abominations”

  I’m going to start this review off by stating Countdown To Extinction is the last Megadeth album I purchased way back in 1992. I heard Youthanasia at a friend’s place in ‘94 and didn’t care for it at all and haven’t bothered with any of the band’s new material since. That’s not to say [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/megadeth-unitedabominations/

• Soulfly “Conquer”

  When the fuck did Soulfly become a (semi) thrash band? It seems as though Max Cavalera’s collaboration with his little brother Igor has had a greater impact on his song writing than anyone could have predicted. Following the surprising debut of Cavalera Conspiracy, Max is back with sixth full length offering for his [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/soulfly-conquer/

• Slipknot “All Hope Is Gone”

  Recently I got the incredibly stupid idea to review any new “metal” album, no matter how popular and obnoxious it may be. In the past few weeks I’ve suffered through some pretty horrendous shit, it started with Opeth’s Watershed and Dragonforce’s Ultra Beatdown and now… ugh… Slipknot’s All Hope Is Gone. I can [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/slipknot-allhopeisgone/

• Opeth “Watershed”

  Opeth’s latest full length offering, Watershed, has been released on Roadrunner Records and created quite a stir among the mainstream metal press. Reviewers are praising the album, some going so far as to call it the greatest piece of progressive metal material written to date. Having listened to the album I have only [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/opeth-watershed/

• Dragonforce “Ultra Beatdown”

  Following my review of Killswitch Engage’s As Daylight Dies I’ve received countless requests to review more mainstream metal releases, the one band I had the most requests to review was UK power metallers Dragonforce. Having recently signed to Roadrunner Records and gaining mass publicity through their appearance on the video game Guitar Hero 3: [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/dragonforce-ultrabeatdown/

• Slipknot: Still South Africa’s Number One Choice of Stupid Teens

  I imagine this is old news by now, but apparently a 16-year-old kid slayed another student at a South African school and much of the blame is being laid on Slipknot. A person can kill another of their own free will. They do not need Satan to intervene. This is the view of a top police [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/slipknot-still-south-africas-number-one-choice-of-stupid-teens/

• Satyricon Sign With Roadrunner For Whatever Fucking Reason

  Apparently Satyricon have signed with Roadrunner Records and are set to release their new album on November 3rd. Why, I have no fucking idea. Here’s the story from Blabbermouth: Norwegian black metal band SATYRICON has set The Age Of Nero as the title of its new album, due on November 3 via Roadrunner Records. [...]
  http://www.teufelstomb.com/news/satyricon-sign-with-roadrunner-for-whatever-fucking-reason/

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