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  • Voetsek “Infernal Command”

    What do you get when you take high paced crossover thrash and add a fat chick vocalist whose voice sounds like an angry Chipmunk? Voetsek’s Infernal Command. Musically Voetsek sound exactly how you’d expect a Bay-area crossover thrash band would sound like: cheesy 80s high paced thrash with simple drumming and riffs and a thin production [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/voetsek-infernalcommand/

  • Third Degree “Outstay”

    I never really understood why people of Polish descent have consistently been the butt-end of every bad joke. Could it have been that there was one moronic Polish guy who started the whole trend? Who knows and who cares! At first, the disc and it’s layout leave itself prone to plenty of terrible jokes. However, [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/thirddegree-outstay/

  • Incarnated “Pleasure of Consumption”

    Nothing like a beef tongue sandwich to really get you going… a little mustard and some fresh rye bread and you are set for a most pleasant lunch. Maybe that was the focus of the band with this cover. Sadly, one has to make the jump, but not a far one, to believe that this [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/incarnated-pleasureofconsumption/

  • Catheter “Catch 303″

    Catheter had quite the job to accomplish. With the death metal and grind scenes chock-full of nasty band titles, varying from types of diseases, to feminine products, to obscene and nasty ways to die, nothing makes a man shrivel (both literally and figuratively) as the thought of a catheter. If you are not aware [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/catheter-dimension303/

  • Wojczech “Sedimente”

    Germany’s Wojczech have been around for more than 10 years, and this is their first, and only, full length studio effort. According to the band’s bio they are, and I quote "one of the most famous bands on the worldwide grind scene," which is an interesting statement considering I’ve been following the extreme music [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/wojczech-sedimente/

  • XXX Maniak “Harvesting The Cunt Nectar”

    Here we have the European release of Philadelphia-based XXX Maniak’s Harvesting The Cunt Nectar on Poland’s Selfmadegod Records, which includes the original full length offering plus one bonus track. For those of you unfamiliar with XXX Maniak they are a cyber porn grind act consisting of Rumpelstiltskin Grinder bandmates Jason Sidote (vocals) and Matt [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/xxxmaniak-harvestingthecuntnectar/