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  • Abysmal Dawn & Sothis Team Up For Mini Tour

    Blabbermouth has revealed that boring death metallers Abysmal Dawn will be teaming up with terrible symphonic black metallers Sothis for a Western US tour with the fucking dumbest name… ever! ABYSMAL DAWN will join forces with fellow Los Angeles, California-based band SOTHIS for a western U.S. tour in December, dubbed the Endless Wintour. The trek will [...]
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  • Dummy Booger Accuse Hell Music Festival Organizers Of Embezzlement

    God-fucking-awful Norwegian symphonic black metallers Dimmu Borgir are planning on suing the organizers of the Hell Music Festival, according to a post on Blabbermouth. Norwegian symphonic black metallers DIMMU BORGIR have accused the organizers of Norway’s Hell Music Festival of embezzling 70,000 Norwegian kroners (approximately $11,500) from the band’s merchandise sales proceeds, according to the newspaper [...]
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  • Dimmu Borgir “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”

    Pisspooritanical Euphaggoty Mismanagement-of-Nicholas’-drumming-talent. While American black metal acts wow you with their talentless nein-production efforts, equally bad Euro trash like Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth wow you with jarringly over-produced talentless albums. The only person worth a fuck here is good old St. Nick. Why he fucks around with terrible bands is beyond [...]
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  • Obtained Enslavement “The Shepherd And The Hounds Of Hell”

    Uh… just what the hell happened to this band? Other than quickly mentioning some clean guitar rhythms and skillful melodic guitar leads divvying up a few decent pieces of this album, this review is about disappointment. In fact, it’s especially harsh toward a band I thought had a lot going for themselves. [...]
    http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/obtainedenslavement-theshepherdandthehoundsofhell/

  • Dimmu Borgir “Godless Savage Garden”

    Once again we are unfortunately bestowed with another Dimmu Borgir album, this time with even more attempts to turn "black metal&quot (I use the term VERY lightly with them) into glam metal. I never really saw the appeal of these chaps, they don’t play especially well (some like to call it technical, [...]
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  • Dimmu Borgir “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”

    Release after release, Dimmu Borgir has successfully changed their sound, both production and style, and Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia is no exception. The intro is an interesting piece. Composed of violins, synths and some other classical instruments, it carries a sort of movie soundtrack feel. Sorrowful and haunting, I couldn’t think of a more fitting intro [...]
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  • Dimmu Borgir “Spiritual Black Dimensions”

    Upon hitting the play button on my CD player, I had a feeling of deja-vu. I boiled my own urine in a pot on the stove when I was about 12 or 13. Or 18. Anyway, as the urine started to boil, which took much longer to than your average water, [...]
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